1. You said you would wait for me to come back, and you did wait, with someone else waiting together with you.
2. Every time I missed a girl, I put a brick on the mountain. Thus, the Great Wall of this world came into being.
3. The college entrance examination results were out. The teacher sighed in relief and said to me: Actually, failing the exam is a kind of happiness for both you and the university, Vacheron Constantin men's watch.
4. Please don't ask him to use his brain - his left brain is full of water, his right brain is full of flour. If it doesn't move, that's fine; once it moves, it's all paste.
5. What Confucius can't solve, Laozi will help you solve.
6. There is no wall that does not leak wind, and no beam on which one cannot hang oneself.
7. I tripped and became a cripple, and when I looked back, I strained my waist.
8. I don't like tidying up my room. They call me the Hero of Chaos.
9. Bajie, don't think that standing under a street lamp makes you a luminous pig.
10. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke. Life is about lighting fires in seven places and seeing smoke in eight places...
11. A celebrity is someone whom others do not know before he becomes famous, but after becoming famous, he himself does not know who he is.
12. My world suddenly started snowing, heaven! Please stop combing your hair beside me.
13. I like making friends, especially girlfriends.
14. Fools sit and wait to die, the wise sit and wait for money.
15. A fat man actually called himself not a coarse person.
16. I really admire you for knowing me at such a young age.
17. One day, your name will appear in my household registration book!
18. Comparing salaries, well, never mind, I just want to die.
19. Having lived for more than twenty years, I haven't done anything for the country or the people. Every time I think about this, I feel heartbroken.
20. I fought against fat, almost sacrificed myself.
21. Life is about being born and living on...
22. Even if you're ugly, you should still fall in love, until the world is filled with love.
23. When the ship hits the bridge, it naturally sinks~~
24. When you wear the wedding dress, I also wear the monk's robe~~
25. I prayed to Jesus for a stable life, he thought for a while and said, let's talk about world peace first...
26. If you love me, say it out loud! If you hate me, keep it in your heart forever!
27. While we are young, let's do all the bad things we can, there aren't many years left.
28. In spring, I planted a bunch of girlfriends, now autumn has come, tsk tsk, not a single fruit was harvested~
29. You once told me, you would always love me. I understand what love is, but what is forever?
30. Seven-year-old boys are the scariest creatures on Earth, they have curiosity, action, destructive power, and the "Protection Law for Minors".
31. People value integrity, I said I wouldn't repay the money, so I won't repay the money!
32. Summer is not good, when poor, there is no northwest wind to drink, fortunately, it is autumn now.
33. Although I believe in vows, I may not necessarily believe in you ah~~
34. Whatever I can't let go of, must be something I can't possess~~
35. Extraordinary people never say they are extraordinary, like me, for example.
36. In my life, I only know how to do two things: 1. This I can't do, 2. That I can't do either.
37. Adults are not free, freedom is not adulthood~~
38. I know, there is no banquet that doesn't end, but at least, I want to enjoy the banquet thoroughly!
39. Explanation is covering up, covering up is telling stories~~
40. People can't get along just by being polite!
41. Whenever I am in trouble, I chant the scripture: "Oh Ma Ni Bei Me Hong", translated into English, it means: All money goes to my home!
42. Kindness is when others are hungry, I eat meat without smacking my lips~~
43. I once wanted to become a problematic teenager, but I followed the rules and lived for so many years.
44. You stroll around with a pig, looking very happy. I passed by and sympathetically said: "To judge a person's level, look at who they are with." Before I finished speaking, the pig disdainfully abandoned you and went away.
45. At the end of the month, if you still have phone credit left, please recite this tongue twister: Level one difficulty: Waste nonsense waive charges. Level two difficulty: Charges will waste. Level three difficulty: Waste nonsense waste charges!
46. Cupid's legend: one arrow through the heart represents love at first sight, two arrows through the heart represent mutual affection, three arrows represent a lifetime of luck... I shoot ten thousand arrows at you... Little thing, just wait to become a hedgehog!
47. Ignored? Bullied? No one loves you? Don't worry! Even if no one in this world loves you, cares about you, or values you, my door is still open for you! Chengdu Psychiatric Hospital gives you a five-star home!
48. When the devil taps on your window, frogs crawl into your bed, snakes sway above your head, earthworms weave through your toes, centipedes crawl into your nose, don't be afraid! I'm riding a snail to save you! Giddyup! Giddyup!
49. Sir, could you be the little monk adopted by the Zen Master from Shaolin Temple, who was known as the unparalleled master of Hua Mountain swordsmanship, whose love dog Wangcai stepped on the cockroach Xiaqiang, and who once rolled over a dung ball?
50. Nao Ba Jin says school starts today, don't skip class, if you must skip, skip professional classes. Hui Ren Bao says if he skips, I'll skip too. Dabao asks, did you skip today? Hao Di says everyone skipping is real skipping. Colgate says our goal is for no one to attend class!