Move the mop_594 A crazy day (Poor mop)_1942

by tuobav672 on 2012-02-16 10:08:27

It seems that at around 11 months, my little Du completely abandoned crawling forward and favored the standard dog-crawling style. When he crawls, it's super fast, his movements are very coordinated, and the places he crawls over are wiped spotlessly clean. Grandma Du says he's like a moving mop. This mobile mop not only cleans the floor but is also highly destructive. He spends all day crawling around the house, opening cabinets, drawers, cabinet doors, scattering things everywhere, and even dragging some exposed wires around.

We really need to keep an eye on him every second. Recently, Dad put him in a very large and sturdy box so he can't wreak havoc everywhere. However, this can only bring temporary novelty. After one night, Du no longer wanted this big toy because it was too boring inside, not lively enough. He wants to crawl out and continue being the mop. Today is November 3rd, and my classmates and I have gone crazy at school! During our free time, I "fought" with Xu Chang from our class and Aunt Liu Qin (who looks over ten years older than me). They would run up from behind and "slap" me across the face as a joke, so I joined in on the fun.

I chased Xu Chang into a corner of the corridor and grabbed the broom hanging on the security bed. I propped one end against the security window and the other end against Xu Chang, effectively "pinning" her in the corner. Of course, Aunt Liu Qin came to save her "drinking buddy" and charged at me! I glared at Aunt Liu Qin, and she immediately froze in fear. Xu Chang, pinned in the corner, could only beg pitifully. Then my "arch-nemesis" (who could also be considered my friend) arrived and helped me fend off Aunt Liu Qin. She was so scared she ran away, oh my goodness, I laughed so hard! Seeing Aunt Liu Qin run away, Xu Chang shouted loudly: "Hua Hua, Hua Hua, save me!!!" I almost let go of Xu Chang from laughing so much!

Aunt Liu Qin couldn't take it anymore and rushed towards me regardless of whether I had help or not. I seemed startled and quickly released Xu Chang. Now it was Xu Chang's turn for revenge. She pinned me in the corner and yelled loudly: "Everyone come look! 'The风水wheels turn'!" I couldn't help but laugh through my tears! I tried to break free and with a strong swing, I flung Xu Chang and Aunt Liu Qin to the side. In the process, I accidentally threw the broom down (our classroom is on the 5th floor). We three simultaneously looked down, and both Aunt Liu Qin and Xu Chang were terrified and immediately rushed downstairs. I thought, falling from such a height, will it hit someone?!"

I went to the 4th floor to meet Xu Chang and them. When they saw me, they both glared at me. I asked: "Did the broom hit anyone?" They replied: "What hit anyone? It just knocked over the table below, let us through, we're exhausted!" Hearing that, I immediately clutched my stomach and burst out laughing!

During the afternoon break, the three of us "fought" again. They retaliated by pinning me in the corner. I couldn't move, and they continued to apply force. Not long after, we heard a sound (the broom)... Again, we couldn't help but laugh. Xu Chang said to me: "The three of us must keep this secret and not let a fourth person know!" Then we returned to the classroom as if nothing had happened.

We were truly crazy today, poor broom!!!