A career is happy only when it's interesting. Published on: 2011-06-16
A man went to the toilet due to constipation, suddenly saw a person rushing in, and soon there was wind and rain. Buddy, I admire you so much, you are so fast. What to envy, I haven't even had time to take off my pants! A foreigner traveled to Laiwu and met an old lady playing with a cat. He asked her: what are you doing? The old lady answered: just messing with the cat! The foreigner was greatly surprised...
Dream of the Red Chamber: this stone of turmoil and confusion. Romance of the Three Kingdoms: these people of deep calculation and helplessness under the chaos of war. Water Margin: the armor that cannot be endured in life. Journey to the West: turning passion into a quietness that never dies. Dream of the Red Chamber: the red building contrasts beautifully with the green lamp. Romance of the Three Kingdoms: the rolling Yangtze River...
To repel external enemies, one must first pacify internal affairs; otherwise, one cannot go far. When the body is upright, orders are followed without being given; when the body is not upright, even orders are not obeyed. This is what a thug said after using CCTV's restroom. Cut straight, manage still tangled, trying to cover up makes things clearer. But it can reflect on the rise and fall of previous generations, examine the gains and losses of the present. Stupid people behaving like thugs! Don't fear the floating clouds...
What to envy, I haven't even had time to take off my pants! Published on: 2011-02-23
One sentence for each of the four great classical novels. Published on: 2011-03-31
Wukong apprentice: The day I didn't answer your call was because I was in a meeting. Nowadays, meeting rooms have surveillance, and everyone has been given a laptop that can be used to play games but not make calls, so we have to be careful. Some words cannot be clearly conveyed over the phone, so I wrote you this letter. You are very talented...
Inquiry regarding the salary standard of Brother Wei Xiaobao. Published on: 2011-03-31
Often wanting to find a home for the heart, often finding it unsatisfactory during the search. Some want to go east, others want to go west, sometimes unable to form a single track. Not only is love for the sake of love, but even for a moment of fun, one doesn't feel bored. You want to have fun, but some people take it very seriously, so one doesn't know how to deal with it...
The "Three Grass" Principles of Love. Published on: 2011-03-31
The Most Sincere Letter from Tang僧 to Wukong! Published on: 2011-07-13
Woman: You say you are lonely, why don't you go find your ex-girlfriend instead of pursuing me? Man: A good horse does not eat回头grass! Woman: There are girls in your class! Why do you pursue me when we are so far apart? Man: Rabbits don't eat nearby grass! Woman: Then why are you throwing away now...
Based on the instructions from higher-ups about salary increases for public institutions, our unit's salary increase work, under the correct guidance of higher-ups and the cooperation of all eunuchs, and through the efforts of specific personnel, has basically completed the task and achieved phased results. However, it should be seen that due to specific circumstances...
Thugs and fools, madmen and geniuses. Published on: 2011-09-12