The eunuch's most hated song: "Hold the Root"; The eunuch's most hated script: "A Snip of Plum Blossoms"; The eunuch's most hated advertising slogan: "If I have, I can"; The eunuch's most hated idiom: "Unparalleled and unmatched"; The eunuch's favorite thing to do: Laugh while reading text messages.
To thank my friends for their care and support over the years, I am holding a customer appreciation event before Christmas! Everyone who holds a certain position in my heart will receive a free text message worth one cent RMB provided by me.
Take good care of your health. You should know that men are like oxen and women are like land. Since ancient times, there has been no land that has been cultivated too much, only oxen that have worked themselves to death. The more the land is cultivated, the more fertile it becomes; the more the oxen work, the older they get. Alas, how bitter the fate of men! Moreover, you cultivate more land than others!
Beijingers boast to Henan people: Beijing has big waves and deep water, but we can still manage. With one million yuan, there is nothing that cannot be done! The humble Henan person says: Give you ten million yuan, let's handle a small matter, how about enlarging my father's photo and hanging it on Tiananmen Square?
What is precious? Mountains are precious for their greenness, the moon is precious for its brightness, people are precious for their integrity, feelings are precious for their sincerity, and I consider you as my treasure!
Today I am speechless. How should one love someone? I don't want to use self-harm to win your concern and compassion; I don't want to use violence to gain your temporary submission; I don't want to deceive your pure heart with sweet talk; I just want to use my sincerity to let you know that I truly love you!
Wishing you: Have a "Feast" every day, make money boundlessly like "The Promise", have love like "Monkey King at the Peak of Love", possess righteousness like "Hu Yuanjia", have a body strong like "King Kong", and have everything go smoothly beyond "Myth".
Others give you large bouquets of roses, but I am poor and only have a pot of cactus. I hold it and muster up the courage to say three words to you: "Sit down!"
No matter wind or rain, you always wait patiently at the door. When you see me, you smile gently, always bless and praise me, never complaining about my rudeness. Finally, I am moved and put some money in your broken bowl.
In spring, I think of you so much that the flowers bloom; in summer, I think of you so much that the sun feels warm; in autumn, I think of you so much that the fruits ripen; in winter, I think of you so much that the snowflakes fall. After sending the text message, I think: Buddy, it's time to pay me back, right?
All over the world, people are scared of poultry, and no chicken, duck, or goose meat has escaped. The notice says to prevent any potential problems, all two-legged animals must be slaughtered. Only those with four legs on the ground are safe. Remember, remember, crawl to work, and whatever you do, don't find it troublesome.