Haunted Casino Stories - True Accounts from Genting Casino, Malaysia
Fortune Telling
Category: Humor Added on: December 7, 2010 10:15:25 Source: admin Clicks: 67
A: Are you a guy?
B: You have good eyesight, that's very correct.
A: Your age is between twenty and fifty.
B: That's quite accurate.
A: You're Chinese, right?
B: Right.
A: You grew up living in a house, didn't you?
B: If I don't live in a house, does that mean I live in a pigsty?
A: When you walk, your head is up and your feet are down, right?
B: Very correct.
A: You eat with your mouth, my dear, right?
B: Right, same as you.
A: You can get married, right?
B: I already have two kids.
A: Your child is either a boy or a girl, right?
B: You're really smart.
A: You and your wife have a relationship.
B: Correct. It's no big deal how the kids were born.
A: You've never seen a ghost, right?
B: Wrong, I'm looking at you right now.