>>> Question One: Do you love me?
>>> Wrong Answer A: "Yes, I do."
>>> Wrong Answer B: "Do I need to answer that?"
>>> Wrong Answer C: "Are you annoying or what?"
>>> Standard Answer: Gaze at her with loving eyes for three seconds, then solemnly nod your head while emitting a 'Mmm' sound, and then pull her into your arms...
>>> Analysis: Answer A will make her feel like you're too casual about it and just messing around; Answer B will make her feel like your love isn't firm enough, and she'll definitely nag you for a clear answer until you give her one, which will be quite troublesome for you; Answer C will surely lead to a big fight or silent treatment. In fact, women have a pretty good idea in their hearts whether men really love them or not. She's just asking this out of coquetry. Hugging her and kissing her would make her happier than any verbal response.
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>>> Question Two: Do you think this dress looks good on me?
>>> Problematic Answer A: "It looks pretty good."
>>> Wrong Answer B: "It's okay."
>>> Wrong Answer C: "It looks great, my wife looks good in anything."
>>> Standard Answer: Come on, turn around so I can see... After she shyly turns around, pull her over, take her hand, smile at her and say, "Actually, it looks pretty bad."
>>> Analysis: Answer A will make her feel like you're just going through the motions; Answer B will make her feel inadequate because in her mind, whatever she wears should look good to you; but if you simply say it looks good as in Answer C, she may think you're just being insincere with sweet talk. So, you need to show some seriousness about the question she raises, and you must carefully examine it before saying anything.
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>>> Question Three: After introducing her best friend to you, when she gets home, she asks: "What do you think of my friend?"
>>> Wrong Answer A: "She's very beautiful."
>>> Wrong Answer B: "Not much, she doesn't come close to you."
>>> Wrong Answer C: "I didn't pay much attention to her."
>>> Standard Answer: I think she is very sincere towards you, and such a friend should be cherished.
>>> Analysis: Answer A is purely asking for trouble, as women absolutely cannot tolerate hearing you praise another woman in front of them (of course, mothers are an exception); Answer B sounds too fake; Answer C might seem clever to you, but she won't believe it at all, and she will start imagining why you don't want to evaluate her friend. Therefore, avoid the direct question and answer indirectly, making her feel that everything you do is for her, giving her a sense of being cared for and protected.
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>>> Question Four: Do you think I've gained weight?
>>> Wrong Answer A: "No, you haven't."
>>> Wrong Answer B: "Seems like you have."
>>> Wrong Answer C: "Oh, aren't you tired lately? How thin you've become!"
>>> Standard Answer: Let me hold you, after hugging her, then say: I like you just the way you are, with a bit of meat on you.
>>> Analysis: Answer A is too vague and unsatisfying. Answer B is pure trouble-seeking, how could girls enjoy hearing they've gained weight? Even if you repeatedly stress that you prefer plumpness, she still won't be happy. Answer C sounds too fake, modern women aren't that easy to fool. In fact, in women's hearts, they hope men don't care about their weight too much. Though they might say they're dieting for you, it's actually for themselves to look more beautiful and wear more fashionable clothes. So, showing with physical affection that you like her with a little meat is enough.
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>>> Question Five: Compared to my ex-girlfriend, who do you prefer?
>>> Wrong Answer A: "Nonsense, of course it's you, otherwise why would I be with you?"
>>> Wrong Answer B: "Hmm, how to say... If I had to lie, each has their own merits."
>>> Wrong Answer C: "She's nowhere near as good as you."
>>> Standard Answer: Bite her hard or kiss her or pinch her cheeks, and when she starts cooing cutely,
>>> Then say: "Next time you ask such a boring question, you'll get punished again."
>>> Analysis: Answer A is too rigid and direct, leading her to ask: "Then if you meet someone better than me in the future, wouldn't you dump me?" Answer B means you're heading straight for a breakup, too honest. Answer C might sound good, but aren't you slapping yourself in the face? Saying your ex-girlfriend is not good makes women feel proud but lowers your own value. In fact, deep down, women really wish your ex-girlfriend was an excellent person, but you chose not to stay with her. This gives women a sense of accomplishment. But you can't directly say how good your ex-girlfriend was, so use her preferred method to dodge the question (whether she likes you pinching her cheeks or biting her, we don't know).
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>>> Question Six: If both me and your mom fall into the water at the same time, who would you save?
>>> Wrong Answer A: "Are you kidding me?"
>>> Wrong Answer B: "Both of you."
>>> Wrong Answer C: "Sweetheart, don't put me in such a dilemma, this kind of situation won't happen anyway."
>>> Standard Answer: Oh, I didn't tell you, my mom is a swimming champion.
>>> Analysis: Although this question is indeed silly, you shouldn't respond like Answer A, as it will lead to endless arguments; Answer B will certainly make her continue to press you unwillingly, do you want peace? Answer C sounds okay, but it's still a bit forced. It's better to be funny once in a while, stop her from worrying unnecessarily about things that don't matter.
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>>> Question Seven: If I grow old and become unattractive, will you still love me?
>>> Wrong Answer A: "Impossible, you'll still be beautiful even when you're old."
>>> Wrong Answer B: "Women have charm at different stages of life..."
>>> Wrong Answer C: "Don't worry, when you're old, I won't be looking good either, neither of us should despise the other."
>>> Standard Answer: I hope you become less attractive and older, so I can keep you safely at home without worrying.
>>> Analysis: Answer A might make her happy, but she knows it's absolutely impossible; Answer B, please stop, it's like Tang Monk talking; Answer C, isn't that just saying she will definitely be unattractive when she's old? How could she accept that? Therefore, the smartest answer is to both reassure her and let her know how much you care about her and how afraid you are of losing her.