1. Working again? I've told you more than once not to work so hard and take care of your health. But you always say meaningfully: "If I don't make more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in winter!!"
2. There are some things you should know! The sky is for wind and rain; the earth is for growing flowers and grass; I am for proving the greatness of humanity; and you: "are for stewing with noodles!"
3. Don't get drunk anymore in the future. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a wine glass in your hand, shouting: "Are we brothers? If we are, finish it off!!"
4. I am a lonely tree standing by the road for thousands of years, waiting in loneliness just for the day when you pass by me, and I fall over for you. It would be a waste if I didn't flatten you.
5. If autumn leaves, I will wait for you in the snow; if the world leaves, I will love you in heaven; if I leave, she will take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are not bad!
6. I know you value hygiene and wash your hands after using the toilet every time, and you wash them carefully. Once, you didn't wash your hands, and I was very curious: why didn't you wash your hands? You answered: "This time I brought paper!!"
7. Thinking about you is a very happy thing; seeing you is a very joyful thing; loving you is something I will always do; putting you in my heart is something I have been doing; but deceiving you is something that just happened.
8. Every day, I pray to Buddha for a rose that lasts forever. When I have 999 of them, I will give them all to you and say passionately: "Little thing, I don't believe the bees won't sting you!!"
9. According to reports: recently, Iraqi armed forces hung your portrait on the wall of Baghdad, causing a large number of American soldiers to vomit to death. After investigation by the United Nations, this was confirmed as a weapon of mass destruction. Run away fast!
10. Couples in Western countries always divorce because their god of love is a child. Look at China's Moon Old Man, who has plenty of experience, which is why Chinese couples' marriages last longer. Carrot met a client and respectfully handed over his business card. The client looked at the card and asked: "Why do you call yourself Korean ginseng?" Carrot stood up straight and said, "Because I'm into Korean culture!"
11. Today when you woke up, there was a mosquito lying on your pillow, and a suicide note beside it: "I struggled all night, your thick skin made me ashamed to live in this world! Lord forgive him! I killed myself."
12. Someone saw you today, and you were still charming, wearing a plaid vest, walking slowly, looking very transcendent and free, incredibly cute. I wonder how you ever beat the rabbit?
13. Within a year, a man wrote more than 800 love letters to his girlfriend. As a result, his girlfriend finally announced her marriage, and the groom turned out to be the postman who delivered these letters.
14. While helping a customer shave, the barber chatted enthusiastically and accidentally shaved one of the customer's eyebrows. The barber asked: "Do you want to keep your eyebrows?" Customer: "Yes!" Barber: "Oops! Why didn't you say so earlier? One side is already gone!"
15. Husband: "Dear, I've been fired. It was such an unfair thing over a small matter!" Wife: "Why?" Husband: "I forgot to lock the tiger cage after work last night. But they don't think about it - who would dare to steal a tiger!"
16. "Do you know why men lately like to have long hair like women?" "Because, if your lover or wife finds long hair on their clothes, they'll smile and say 'This is my hair!'"
17. While interning at a psychiatric hospital, suddenly a mental patient chased after you with a kitchen knife. You turned and ran until you reached a dead end. Thinking it was all over, the patient said: "Here's the knife, now it's your turn to chase me!"
18. A player couldn't even hold onto the ball. During practice, another player passed him a good ball and shouted "Hold on to it" for fear he wouldn't catch it. The ball hit his head, and all he said was "Who's talking?"
19. When you're lonely and bored, a pencil might be your best toy. You can cut it, shave it, chop it with a knife, venting your frustration while shouting loudly: "I killed it, I killed it, I really killed it!!"
20. The sky was so clear, the sunshine so bright, the sea so boundless. You stood by the blue sea, and I poked you with a small stick: "Hey, this little turtle, its shell is pretty hard!!" Related theme articles: http://blog.bandao.cn/archive/109373/Blogs-854975.aspx