Car Racing - Once, a very wealthy guy from Changsha drove his Ferrari to a bar for a drink. After getting drunk, he prepared to head back. On the way, he encountered an old farmer whose tractor had broken down. Remembering Lei Feng and wanting to do good, he said: "Hey, old man, hook up behind me, I'll tow you back." "When I go fast, you turn on your left signal light; if it's too slow, use the right signal light, alright?" They set off. Just after starting, a Porsche zoomed past in front of them. The drunk Changsha guy got riled up: "I'll f*** your mother, there's no one in Changsha who dares race me!" He forgot that he was towing the tractor and stepped on the gas to catch up. In no time, the three vehicles were racing wildly. The farmer, scared out of his wits, kept turning on the left signal light as his tractor was about to fall apart due to the speed. Fortunately, the traffic police arrived in time, stopped them, and took them back. First, the two sports car drivers were educated for two hours and fined 2000 yuan each, while the farmer was educated for four hours and fined 4000 yuan. The farmer didn't understand: "Why am I fined more than them?" "Shut up! You're driving a huge tractor chasing after sports cars and recklessly signaling to overtake. Shouldn't you be fined?!"
Old Lady Selling Sunflower Seeds - An elderly lady was roasting sunflower seeds by Wuyi Road, where prisoners are specially allowed to visit their critically ill fathers. She roasted and sold them. One day, near her stall, someone was yelling and cursing, drawing a crowd. A young man passed by, unable to see what was happening, so he asked the old lady: "Grandma, what's going on over there?" The old lady replied: "It's something in Changsha." The young man immediately said: "No, I'm asking which road is that?" The old lady: "Wuyi Road!" The young man became impatient: "You've got it wrong, I'm asking what they're arguing about!" The old lady: "They're roasting sunflower seeds."
Chasing Cars - A man was driving, passing through a toll station when he saw a super cool sports car ahead, driven by a very young girl. He was only in his thirties and still unmarried, so he chased after her to get a look at the girl. When he finally caught up and drove alongside her, the girl rolled down her window and said just one word: "Pig!" The man got angry and yelled back: "What kind of sow are you!" Before he could finish speaking, bang---he hit a pig. Only then did he realize the girl was warning him about the pig ahead, urging him to slow down.