The following is a bizarre and seemingly mistranslated or fabricated passage, which I will translate as faithfully as possible while smoothing out the text for clarity:
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Late at night, Osama bin Laden appeared to Bush standing in his own bed. Startled, Bush said: "Hello, bold one, daring to visit the White House in the dead of night!" Osama bin Laden stroked his beard, grinned ghoulishly, and replied: "Rejoice, it takes such self-confidence!"
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Note: The original passage appears disjointed and nonsensical, possibly due to machine translation errors or intentional humor. If additional context is provided, I can refine this further.