Good wife: Do you regret marrying me now? Hmph, once sold, no returns or exchanges. Let me calculate, four years, five years, six years... the warranty period has passed! Good wife: Do you want to eat a pear? I just bought it. Don't want to eat? Then you peel another pear for me. Good wife: What, if you find ten thousand bucks you'll buy a new computer? Impossible, five thousand of it is for my clothes. Good wife: Let's not argue about this issue anymore, when have I ever been wrong? When have you ever been right? Good wife: Do you love me? Good husband: Hmm. Good wife: What does hmm mean? Good husband: Love. Good wife: Love who? Good husband: You. Good wife: No, say it completely. Good husband: Okay. Good wife: Hurry up and say it! Don't even think about sleeping until you say it today. Good husband: I love you. Good wife: This is what you said voluntarily, I didn't force you! Good wife: I won't eat without you at home, I know it's bad not to eat, but it's no fun eating alone. Good wife: Hey, come over here by the window, look at that family's window. That husband is giving his wife a massage! Come learn from him. Good wife: Eat this apple. Good husband: I don't want to eat it, you eat it. Good wife: I'll eat the good one, this one is rotten. Good wife: I have no clothes to wear, the set I bought last week isn't suitable either. I have no decent clothes left, more than twenty sets, and none of them are suitable. Good wife: I'm cold. Good husband: Wear my coat then. Good wife: No. Good husband: But you'll freeze. Good wife: Just hold me. Good wife: What are you doing now? Good husband: Nothing. Good wife: Aren't you bored? Good husband: Extremely boring. Good wife: I'm also bored. How about we have a child to play with. Good husband: Was it because you admired my intelligence or character that you married me? Good wife: I like your sense of humor. Good wife: This dish is really delicious, try it. Good husband: Delicious. Good wife: Then keep it up, cook again tomorrow. Good wife: Was the food I cooked today tasty? Good husband: Tasty. Good wife: Then you wash the dishes today. Good wife: Let's stop playing, you're cheating, you promised I would win this game. Good wife: What will happen when I get old and lose my beauty? You'll fall for other young beauties. Leave me behind and only care about your own happiness. After all these years we've gone through together... sigh, you still haven't come to comfort me! Good wife: Our child bullied the neighbor's child again, do you want to be the red face or the white face? ... Forget it, let's think about it after our child is born. Good wife: I've gained weight again. It seems I really am getting fat due to being carefree. Ever since I decided to follow my husband wherever he goes, whether he's a chicken or a dog, I started gaining weight. Good wife: Why should I brush your schoolbag while you peel an apple for me? Good husband: Then I'll wash my own schoolbag and you can peel your own apple, how about that? Good wife: Then every day I'll cook for myself and you'll cook for yourself. Such a life seems... seems... like we both have problems. Good wife: Oh no, I spent a lot of money again today. My money is all gone. Good husband: Hmm? Isn't that my money? Good wife: Your money is my money, my money is still my money. Hehe. Good wife: Am I getting fat? Good husband: No. Good wife: No? Look carefully, here, here, clearly I've gained weight. Good husband: I don't feel it. Good wife: You're lying, tell me, am I fat or not? Good husband: You're fat. Good wife: What did you say? Good husband: You're fat... Ow... don't pinch me. Good wife: Say it clearly. Good husband: You're still very slender. Good wife: Ah, that's right. Good wife: Why did you smear the cream from the cake on your face? Because you won this game of chess. Quickly, will you win or lose the next round? Good wife: We're home, let's go upstairs. You walk in front. Good husband: What about you? Good wife: I want you to pull me upstairs. Good wife: This time I'll walk in front. Good husband: Okay. Good wife: Push me upstairs then. Good wife: What's in my hand? Good husband: A kitchen knife. Good wife: Then why don't you give me the TV remote control?