1. On the way to the toilet during a meal, Ge You came back with wet pants. His friend asked: "Why are your pants wet?" Ge You replied: "It happens often!" The friend was puzzled. Ge You explained: "It happens often that someone peeing nearby suddenly turns around and shouts: 'What the hell! Isn't that Ge You?!" Since ancient times, who can escape death? Let's preserve our integrity by soaking it in alcohol.
2. "There is a short film in everyone's heart." "You will always be uncensored in my heart."