I worked overtime that day and didn't leave until 9 p.m. I entered the elevator. My company is on the 18th floor and I found there was only one pretty young lady inside (she was really beautiful). I looked at her and wanted to start a conversation, but it seemed like she noticed and acted very proud, turning her head to one side to comb her hair and ignored me. I felt uncomfortable and decided to play a trick on her! So I moved close to the elevator door and quietly pressed the number 10. The elevator stopped at the 10th floor, the door opened, but there was no one (of course there wouldn't be anyone, hehe), the elevator door closed and it was still just the two of us. The elevator continued to go down.
At this moment, I suddenly reached out my hand to the corner of the elevator, shook hands warmly up and down, and said: Xiao Li, it's been a long time since I've visited your 10th floor! How are you recently? While pretending to chat, I glanced at the girl with the corner of my eye, and saw that this girl's eyes were wide open, her mouth was wide open too. As I spoke more enthusiastically, the girl slowly slid down against the elevator wall and fainted...
When the elevator arrived at the first floor, I dragged the girl out of the elevator and woke her up with mineral water. The moment she woke up, I said to the air: Xiao Li, we finally woke her up, and she immediately fainted again. At this point, I informed the building security and quickly left...
I did it once before!
It happened a couple of years ago, when I and a male colleague worked overtime to finish a plan. We didn't finish until around 12 midnight, and when we went downstairs, the building was already empty. We were chatting while waiting for the elevator.
Soon the elevator came down, and when the door opened, there was actually someone inside! It was a pretty girl (probably also working overtime, so she left so late). To be honest, both of us were scared, not expecting to meet someone in the elevator so late. We were stunned for a moment, and the most amazing thing was my colleague, who peeked into the elevator and said: "Damn, it's full, can't squeeze in anymore, let's wait for the next one." I nodded expressionlessly. The girl's face turned pale, struggling to get out of the elevator, but it was too late, the elevator door had already closed. At this point, all we could hear was the poor girl's miserable screams and cries! Poor thing...
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