One) Dayong was on a business trip, suddenly returned home, and heard the sound of a man snoring at the door. Dayong walked away silently and sent a text message to his wife: "Let's divorce! Hefei cake group buying!" Then he threw away his SIM card and went far away from his hometown. Three years later, they met again in a city. His wife asked: "Why did you leave without saying goodbye?" Dayong told her what happened at that time, and she turned back and said calmly: "That was Rising's little lion." [Interpretation] The most indispensable thing between husband and wife is not passion and excitement, but trust. Even if you see or hear something, you should at least give the other party a chance to explain, because even what you hear or see may have another story.
Two) The husband scolded: "Is this green vegetable cooked by you? It's wax yellow." The wife immediately answered: "Since you come home so late every day, of course you won't know that they were also l youthful r on my spatula."
[Interpretation] When we begin to pay attention to the handsome men and beauties around us, and think that our bed partner no longer has the glory of the past, please don't forget that he (she) spent the most beautiful time of his life with us.
Three) A couple lived harmoniously for a long time and was very interesting. A local reporter asked about the secret of a happy marriage. The husband explained to the reporter: Well, it all started from our honeymoon. We went to the Grand Canyon for our honeymoon. Originally, we were going to ride donkeys down to the bottom of the canyon, but after walking for a while, my wife's donkey fell down. My wife said quietly: First time. Not long after setting off again, the donkey fell again, and my wife said quietly again: Second time. Before half a mile, the donkey fell again. At this time, my wife pulled out her revolver and killed the donkey. I couldn't agree with her action, so I began to argue with her. At this time, my newly married wife said quietly to me: First time...
[Interpretation] There must be some bottom lines worthy of respect in marriage. Through mutual exploration, know where the other person's bottom line is, consciously make concessions, and never let yourself run wild.
Four) Xiaolin said to his wife: "You always like to compare with Mr. Yang next door. His house was decorated, and you want me to decorate our house according to his decoration style; his family bought a computer, and you want me to buy a computer exactly the same as theirs. Look, what can we do now?" "Has their family added any new gadgets?" the wife asked anxiously. "He married a young and pretty wife yesterday," the husband replied.
[Interpretation] Don't always compare with others, and don't blindly imitate a certain family. Every couple has their own circumstances, and it is impossible to completely copy others' happiness. Being able to live happily is good enough.
Five) Xiaolin's neighbor came home and saw Xiaolin standing outside the door, so he approached curiously and asked: "Hey, Xiaolin, what's wrong? Can't get in?" Xiaolin smiled and said: "My mind doesn't work well, I forgot to bring the key!" "Come over to my place first," the neighbor said warmly. Xiaolin declined: "No, my wife will be back soon." After the neighbor left, Xiaolin gently pleaded with the door: "Dear, please open the door for me, isn't it enough for me to admit my mistake?"
[Interpretation] People need face. Many times, they would rather wrong themselves than lose face in front of others. Any conflicts between couples should be resolved indoors. At any time, the two people should not be separated by an iron door.
Six) Husband: "Beloved, since you love me so much, why didn't you agree immediately when I proposed to you for the first time?" Wife: "Because I wanted to see your reaction after I refused." Husband: "Oh, but what would you do if I had turned around and left at that time?" Wife: "Relax, you wouldn't be able to walk out because I had locked the door already."
[Interpretation] Sometimes what couples say does not represent their true intentions, so don't take every word seriously, especially during arguments. When arguing, both sides may say harsh words like needle against wheat ear, but actually, there is no need to part ways if they really want to. The original intention of arguing is more about venting anger and restoring feelings.
Seven) A couple sat resting at the seaside bathing area, and the husband kept staring at every beautiful girl passing by. The wife scolded the husband: "Be respectful, Robert, you're already a married man!" "What's the big deal? If I eat sick food, it doesn't mean I don't have the right to look at the menu of luxurious restaurants!" the husband retorted.
[Interpretation] Some small actions are out of human nature, don't suppress them. When it does not involve principle bottom lines, leaving some space does no harm, people really can become tired of looking at the same things.
Eight) There was a couple. The wife was watching TV and eating sunflower seeds. Suddenly, the wife shouted from the kitchen: "Husband, can you help me fix the light?" The husband impatiently said: "I'm not an electrician!" Not long after, the wife shouted again: "Husband, can you help me fix the refrigerator?" The husband impatiently said: "I'm not an appliance repairman!" After a while, the wife shouted again: "Husband, can you help me fix the wine cabinet door?" The husband felt annoyed and angrily said: "I'm not a carpenter!" Then he went out to drink to relieve his boredom. An hour later, the husband felt guilty and decided to go home and fix those things. However, when he got home, he found that everything was fixed. He then asked his wife: "Why are all the things fixed?" The wife said: "After you left, I sat sadly outside the door. Happened to encounter a young handsome guy. After knowing this matter, he kindly said: 'I can fix it for you! But you can choose to make a cake for me or be intimate once!'" The husband said: "Then what did you do, make a cake for him to eat?" The wife replied: "I, I am not a cake master."
[Interpretation] With the responsibility of marriage, any household chores should be tried to do. Even if you don't do it personally, you should have a way to solve it. You cannot simply refuse the responsibilities originally belonging to you with a phrase like "I don't know how to do it."
Nine) A couple was fishing by the river. The wife kept nagging non-stop, and finally a fish was hooked. The wife said: "This fish is really pitiful." The husband said: "Yes, if only it had closed its mouth, wouldn't it be fine?"
[Interpretation] In the relationship between husband and wife, one must consider the other's feelings and not act arbitrarily based on one's own preferences. Habits like "nagging" actually don't play a big role, so methods to control them must be found.
Ten) The wife complained to her husband: "You don't understand women's hearts at all, and you are not willing to say what I want to hear." The husband said: "Alright, just tell me what you want to hear." The wife said: "At least change the way you call me. Don't always call me 'wife'. Call me three words, something more intimate." The husband said: "I got it, old woman."
[Interpretation] When the other party is in high spirits, don't say discouraging words or do disappointing actions. Remember that happiness and joy are jointly operated.
Eleven) A millionaire successfully married a beautiful female movie star. On the wedding night, in the bridal chamber, they tenderly undressed each other.
The groom said: "Since we are husband and wife, we should be honest with each other. I have a few secrets to tell you, please don't be surprised." The bride smiled charmingly and said: "Who doesn't have a few secrets? Since you can tell me your secrets, I've also decided to tell you mine."
The groom took off the wig on his head and said to the bride: "In fact, I'm bald..." Unexpectedly, the bride also took off her long hair: "What's the big deal, I was born bald..."
As soon as the bride saw the groom staring at her bald head, she frankly said: "Do you think my double eyelids are beautiful? They're actually artificially made..." The groom wasn't at all surprised: "It's not a big deal, look at my left eye..." As he spoke, he took out his left eyeball from the socket, it turns out his left eye was fake.
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