"My gross weight is more than yours!" (注:这句话的翻译需要根据具体语境,如果是在开玩笑或特定场合下说的,可能需要调整语气或用词以更符合英语表达习惯。另外,“毛重”在某些情况下也可能涉及敏感话题,需谨慎使用。)

by d1ls78345dds on 2012-02-24 14:18:27

Gross weight? You're the one who's hairy! I weigh 94 catties (47 kg), but before the holiday break, I once weighed myself and it was only 88 catties. Every day, he would mention it, saying that I had lost weight. It could be because school life is stressful and so my weight has been controlled, but I always felt like the scale wasn't properly zeroed out that time. I've never thought that I got thinner, so I've never acknowledged that weight of 88 catties. When others ask, I still say 94 catties. But if Tian Tian is around, he will definitely correct me and say 88 catties. If I insist on saying 94 catties about him, he gets quite upset. During the Spring Festival at home, he even told his aunt: "I only weigh 88 catties now, lighter than mom!" Dad immediately responded: "No problem, dad doesn't mind if you're heavy!" To which he quickly replied: "Yes, you do!" Scared, Tian Tian immediately ran down and said: "Gross weight? You're the one who's hairy! 48 kilograms! That's 96 catties?" "88 catties!" Last night, a group of classmates went to set off fireworks together. The moms saw Tian Tian and all exclaimed that he had gained weight. Several moms couldn't resist hugging Tian Tian to feel his weight. One of the moms asked Tian Tian how much he weighs now. After thinking for a moment, he shyly answered: "95 catties!" Quite reasonably subtracting an appropriate clothing weight! However, this answer immediately caused a gasp: "In our house, it's also a boy, about the same height," and during the holiday, he just broke 70...

(Note: The last part seems to cut off mid-sentence in Chinese as well, so the translation follows suit.)

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