"Oh My, You're a Deity~!"
Synopsis: This is a story about third-year high school students. A female student from the third year dies due to a wolf's safe TT...
This is a story about time-travel. A woman travels through time and is killed by a handsome man, then reincarnates as a snake...
This is a story about an icy deity. An aloof god appears cold and unfeeling, but ends up in a "human-beast romance" with a white snake...
This is a story that even the author hesitated over for a long time before finally putting pen to paper...
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A tragic third-year high school student gets harmed at night by a pervert and surprisingly travels through time?!
As soon as she opens her eyes, she is chased by a handsome guy and becomes an extra who runs away?!
Oh my~ my poor child, reincarnated as a snake, raised as a pet by a handsome man....
Eventually, due to some mistaken trouble, she is demoted to the mortal world to find a mysterious thing....
A long journey of enlightenment.... A long and twisted love affair....
First Embarrassment: If I Become a Deity, The Invincible Clumsy Girl Travels Through Time
Our dear Brother Xiao Shenyang once said something incredibly classic: "In this life, when your eyes close and open again, a day has passed; when they close and don't open, a lifetime has passed, huh~"
And me? I belong neither to the former nor the latter. My eyes closed and opened, and just like that, my past life was over, huh~
So, I traveled through time, just like that, fresh and alive! OHYEAR~
The ways heroines in novels travel through time can be compared to the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each displaying their unique powers:
There are those who trip while walking and end up traveling through time;
Those who fall into a latrine while using the restroom and end up traveling through time;
Those who get struck by lightning on a rainy day because they didn't use an umbrella and end up traveling through time;
Those who get hit by drunk drivers while walking and end up traveling through time;
Those who read fortune-telling books and suddenly travel through time;
Those who get bumped by a cyclist and fall into a sewer and end up traveling through time;
Speaking of which, I did see such a divine person. I was riding my bike and told her to stop, and she actually didn't run. Unfortunately, my brakes failed, and I ended up crashing into the sewer and disappearing. I suspect she probably traveled through time... cough cough... went too far there...
Anyway, the ways heroines travel through time become more and more novel. It's said that there's only what you can't think of, not what they haven't used. Therefore, to highlight how low-key, simple, and utterly loud my own time-traveling is, I was forced to choose "strangled-through-time."
As the saying goes: When the moon is dim and stars hidden, it's a good night for murder. And on a dark, windy night, it's perfect for perverts.
As a tragic third-year high school student striving hard, evening study sessions are important. Staying late in the classroom after class is normal.
Walking often by the riverbank, one is bound to get wet eventually. Walking on night paths frequently, one is sure to encounter ghosts sooner or later.
I'm a typical realist. Encountering ghosts isn't surprising, but the issue is, after not encountering them for a long time, I ended up meeting a pervert, which made me a bit unhappy...
The reason I knew he was a pervert was quite straightforward. When he pulled out a switchblade and rushed towards me, blocking the classroom door, I had already obediently handed over all my money, including my keys, in a standard 90-degree bow.
Although the man wore a mask, hiding his expression from me, his eyes clearly conveyed: "I'm a pervert~"
Sure enough, the man grinned wickedly, clumsily put away the knife, and took out a small, square, transparent object, waving it in front of me: "Since you handed over the money so quickly, I won't hesitate to snatch some color (sex) from you~"
Upon closer inspection, I was shocked. His robbing skills were amateurish, but his perversion was top-notch—he even carried condoms on him at all times, truly impressive.
Thus, I immediately discarded my previous calm demeanor, crazily threw off my bag, bared my shoulders, licked my lips, and approached the pervert step by step, acting as shameless as possible: "Honey~ come on and snatch some color~ I can't wait anymore~"
The pervert was even more startled, probably never expecting today's encounter where both robbery and seduction were so proactive. Consequently, the pervert hastily tore open the condom package: "Don't rush, let me treat your infertility first. I'll make you feel good right away."
I gave a flirtatious smile and began cooing: "Mmm hmm, hurry up~ Since everyone found out I have AIDS, no one has dared to touch me anymore~"
Instantly, the pervert stopped trying to untie his belt, quickly froze against the wall.
Yes, that was exactly my goal.
I moved closer to him: "What's wrong~ Handsome guy, come on~ I'm already feeling lonely, cold, and empty~"
At this point, the pervert shivered all over, his face turned ashen, and his hand holding the condom trembled uncontrollably... Suddenly, "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" With this scream, the pervert ran off.
I glanced at the pervert's retreating back, secretly rejoicing inside. Clearly, this pervert picked the wrong day to act. Today is April 1st—how stimulating!
Originally, since the pervert ran away, I should have been safe. But fate decreed otherwise, and I had to meet someone. Just as I squatted down to pick up my bag, a shadow suddenly appeared in front of me.
Before I could react, a highly flexible rubber product tightly strangled my neck, squeezing all the air out of my lungs until I couldn't breathe at all... Struggling desperately, I heard a sentence: "I can't allow women like you to continue infecting others! You deserve to die under a condom! I will execute justice on behalf of heaven, 9 Points Literature!"
Immediately, I helplessly rolled my eyes...