[1] Two fat men were discussing aphrodisiacs. A said: The American Viagra doesn't seem to work well either. B said: Who says it doesn't work? I took one last night, forgot to drink water, and the pill got stuck in my throat. As a result, my tongue was still hard this morning!
[2] The wife and husband went home together. The wife closed the door as soon as she entered. The husband knocked on the door and shouted: "Open the door, open the door, I haven't come in yet, really!" The wife who worked as a bus conductor said: "What's all the fuss about? Take the next one!"
[3] The production team was distributing fish. Men, women, and children jumped into the fish pond to catch fish. A girl accidentally put her hand into a boy's shorts. The boy blushed and said: "It's mine." The girl said: "What's yours or mine, birthday messages, they all belong to the team!"
[4] A lady attended a seminar. When someone asked her about her feelings towards condoms, she replied: "That depends on what's inside."
[5] The wife's requirements for her husband: "You're allowed to get drunk, you're allowed to flirt with girls, but you must return to me at night. If you dare to hurt my heart or lungs, I will definitely cripple your third leg and make your bird sleep forever!"
[6] A young man asked an old man how many women he had slept with when he was young. The old man said: "Damn, what bad luck!"