A kind of silence is called domineering, a kind of introversion is called personality, a kind of simplicity is called profundity, and a kind of disdain is called self.
If each ex-girlfriend were replaced by a word, my romantic history could fill a long novel.
I drink to drown my pain, but this damn pain has learned to swim!
Men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by taming men!
If eating more fish could really nourish the brain and make one smarter, then I would have to eat at least a pair of whales.
In the past, we took off our underwear to look at our butts; now, we pull aside our butts to look at our underwear because I wear thong underwear.
When problems arise, first look for the cause within yourself. Don't blame the lack of gravity on Earth every time you're constipated.
Something with wings isn't necessarily an angel; my mom says it's a bird person.
Do your job well, teach your students well, run your website well, be a good writer, and live life well.
Here's a present with the heaviest load of feces in history; you'll surely eat up a kilogram.
The scariest way to miss someone is to sit next to her and know that you will never own her.
I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and my wife doesn't know whose bed she's in!
Respect your elders and other people's elders, love your spouse and others' spouses.
Love is obtained through deception, feelings are gained through intimacy.
Mistake: Even if the bowl is made of iron, what will you eat if there's no rice inside?
Corruption is not scary, what's terrifying is when someone remains fully conscious while falling into corruption!
Don't wait until everyone tells you that you're ugly to realize how truly unattractive you are.
In the 21st century, what's most important? Me!
Is the leaf's departure due to the tree not holding on, or the wind's pursuit?
Don't speak English in front of me from now on, OK?
You can see the words I type on the screen, but you cannot see the tears that fall onto my keyboard.
If you cannot give your woman a wedding dress, then don't stop unbuttoning her blouse!
Living, in the posture of dying.
If you cannot give your beloved woman a wedding dress, stop unbuttoning her blouse.
They all say I'm an actor because my eyes go wide whenever I see a beautiful girl.
Being a woman is great, being a man is tiring!
Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes.
I drink to drown my pain, but this damn pain has learned to swim.
Opportunities are like penises; the more you hold onto them, the bigger they get.
We sincerely pray: may our year-end bonus only increase, not decrease. Our leaders passionately promise: may our New Year's work only decrease, not increase.
Water can carry a boat, and water can also cook porridge!
The three most romantic words aren't "I love you," but "together."
Is it too late to start loving you now?
Also, because of loneliness, I've dated a few times. Who knew I'd fail repeatedly and get kicked out easily!
If it's all water, why pretend to be pure? If we're all wolves, why pretend to be sheep?
I wish I had a wife to talk and love with. But reality is helpless, so I must continue waiting!
Perhaps, it seems, it's probably so, but it doesn't necessarily mean anything.
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