1, It was another unforgettable night.

by mtehaihaip on 2011-09-17 20:37:26

1. Another unforgettable night. One day, Niulang told Zhinü, we can't meet anymore because the magpies have all gone to fall in love. Zhinü said it doesn't matter, then let's send text messages.

7. Men's code: Concern is a plan, enthusiasm is lust, protection is pretense, sweet talk is nonsense, explanation is an excuse, mainly false, sincerity is deceiving, infidelity is abnormal.

8. You're not young anymore, there are some things you should know! The sky is for wind, the earth is for grass, I am for proving human greatness, and you are for being stewed with noodles~

13. After reading "Romance of the Three Kingdoms," the tiger went to catch a pig. Seeing no pig in the pigsty, he exclaimed: "Empty City Stratagem!" Turning around, he saw a dead pig caught in a trap and was shocked: "Flesh-wounding stratagem!" Suddenly, he saw you and rejoiced: "Oh, there's also the Beauty Stratagem!"

14. Li forgot to bring his monthly pass: "I'm not skipping fare, look, my honest face is my ticket. Please bring your face closer, my job is to punch a hole in the ticket."

15. A girl holding a cat bought eggs. The male vendor praised the cat: "Your kitty is so big!" The girl angrily remained silent. The male vendor continued: "Your kitty is so white!" The girl got very angry: "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll crush your eggs."

16. What if a pig jumps out of the pigpen? Guess a male singer. Answer: Wang Leehom (Wang li hong); If the pig jumps out again, guess a female singer. Answer: Han Hong (Huan hong).

6. While revising the marriage law, the typist accidentally typed "one husband per day" instead of "one husband per wife." During the review, widespread feedback was: "This clause is well revised, keeping up with the times, just worried about insufficient supply."

10. Timber becomes furniture, understanding poetry makes one a scholar, people think of money as wealth, being cultivated makes one talented, women want a partner physically, publishing news makes one foolish, reading news makes one foolish.

11. Sun Wukong drew a circle, and the master trio were safe; Comrade Xiaoping drew a circle, and many inside the circle became rich; You drew a circle, and in the morning, you not only got scolded but also had to dry clothes.

12. If you dare to provoke me again, I will economically blockade you, politically isolate you, mentally torture you, spiritually harm you, abandon you in life, and mobilize all the people across the country to condemn you! Let's see how arrogant you still are.

3. Intelligent women can inspire men, beautiful women can confuse men, capable women can attract men, women of status can manipulate men, and women who have everything can ruin a group of men.

4. Saying something once is like a minister, saying it twice is like a director, saying it three times is like a division chief, saying it four or five times is like a section chief aspiring to be a division chief, and repeating it endlessly is like a wife.

5. The fish says: "I always keep my eyes open so that you are forever in my sight." The water says: "I always flow without stopping so that I can embrace you forever." The pot says: "You're almost cooked, stop being so chatty."

2. A harmonious society requires: families don't break up, lovers don't cheat, colleagues work perfectly together, finding a beautiful woman doesn't cause trouble, leaders' criticism doesn't lead to anger, friends meeting discuss right and wrong, and making the wife smile happily.

9. Women come in seven categories: little girls are semi-finished products, teenage girls are finished products, virgins are top-quality products, young wives are premium products, one's own wife is a daily necessity, another's wife is a supplement, and old maids are commemorative items.