10. Guo Degang's saying: This guy robbed the bank and drove to the northern third ring road. It was half past five in the afternoon! When the police arrived, the traffic was jammed.
9. Guo Degang's saying: Are you listening against your will? Do you want to listen? Or do you want to listen? I won't force you.
13. Guo Degang's saying: Brother, I hope for world peace, for all people to live and work in peace and contentment, for the country to be prosperous and its people safe, without war. Is that okay? Hmm?
4. Guo Degang's saying: Crosstalk is good! It satirizes ugliness and promotes righteousness.
God thought about it. This is difficult. Let's be honest. I don't have that much talent. Really, really. Brother, I'm not trying to embarrass you. I won't say anything else to you. Can we change the topic? Let's discuss something else.
1. Guo Degang's saying: Sir, how do I get to America? Who knows... Ask the village head!
6. Guo Degang's saying: Listening to more crosstalk shows that you love your country. There was a kid in our neighborhood who could speak seven or eight foreign languages - English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic, West Slavic... Anyway, he could curse at the Eight-Nation Alliance without repeating himself! We told him to go listen to some crosstalk. He didn't go! He said he couldn't understand it! The law should let me beat him up already! He can speak seven or eight foreign languages but doesn't understand crosstalk!
7. Guo Degang's saying: The house we live in is full of holes. Every time it rains, it's like the end of the world. Outside it drizzles, inside it pours; outside it pours, inside it's a flood. Sometimes when it rains too much, the whole family goes outside to avoid the rain.
2. Guo Degang's saying: Speak louder, it doesn't cost any electricity!
5. Guo Degang's saying: The traditional crosstalk routines left by the old masters originally numbered over a thousand. After the efforts of performers over the years, there are now only four hundred left. Three hundred of them aren't allowed to be performed, and one hundred conflict with building a harmonious society.
12. Guo Degang's saying: What? You don't know me? I'm an artist! I've been an artist for more than a week.
3. Guo Degang's saying: Don't leave after the show, let's go eat. Whoever goes pays.
8. Guo Degang's saying: We decided that in heaven we would be birds flying wing to wing, and on earth we would be broccoli.
I felt my body and found a picture of Yu Qian. Brother, look at this. This is my fellow disciple. His name is Yu Qian. He looks quite poor and can't find a partner. Can you make him more handsome?
11. Guo Degang's saying: Your shameless appearance has the charm of my younger days.