1. Holding your hand, I finally understand your ugliness, tears well up in my eyes, if you won't leave, I will.
2. Dong Jixing tells us: All demons with connections have been handed over, and all those without support have been beaten to death.
3. What's bothering you? Say it out loud to make Dye happy.
4. I like you so much, will you die if you like me back?
5. I'm not a banknote, how can I make everyone like me?!
6. Things that cannot be pulled out include teeth and love.
7. When life maliciously turns everything into black humor, I turn myself into a highly educated thug.
8. Time is too thin, and the gaps between fingers are too wide.
9. Young girls dream of finding a red horse, only to find the world full of gray donkeys, overwhelmed by sorrow, they choose the yellow-faced and emaciated ones, which are called economical and practical men.
10. I want to cry, I want to make a fuss, stay awake all night, with a bottle of sleeping pills in hand, and a rope to hang myself. Even if I'm ugly, I still want to fall in love, until the world is filled with love, and knowledge on how to use sunscreen.
11. Our goal: look forward to money, and compensation.
12. I am just a passerby you forget after turning around, why should I accompany you through wasted youth to the ends of the earth?
13. If you don't have health or life insurance, do not act bravely at night...
14. Squeezing private buses includes various sports and fitness programs such as boxing, yoga, judo, balance beam, etc., making it a comprehensive activity.
15. Big brother sees through you with one glance; you're an oddity.
16. Pulling out hearts, loving no one.
17. Holding a kitchen knife to cut electric wires, sparking lightning along the way.
18. Being single isn't hard, what's hard is dealing with those who try every way to end your singledom.
19. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, while others gnaw on bones.
20. After studying for more than ten years, I realize kindergarten was easier to get through!
21. I used to be a seed of cold-heartedness, but then it rained... and I drowned.
22. Many people say marriage is the graveyard of love, but being buried together is better than being left on the street.
23. Have time to learn about feng shui, occupying a good grave also makes up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house before.
24. It is said that people only have two choices: busy dying or busy living. I think I've found a third choice: busy waiting to die.
25. Spring drowsiness, summer fatigue, autumn weakness, winter sleep.
26. Nostalgia cannot be self-righteous, pain cannot be self-managed, results cannot be abandoned, happiness cannot be self-given.
27. As a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, only to find out later that the whole world couldn't save me.
28. If you are destined not to give me the response I expect, then please stay at a safe distance.
29. Please do not mistake my tolerance for your shameless capital.
30. A woman without talent is virtuous, you must be very unvirtuous.
31. Zhuge Liang didn't lead troops before he came out of seclusion, so why do you expect me to have work experience?
32. Living a life like an erhu with the spirit of hip-hop blues.
33. An ostrich's happiness is just a pile of sand.
34. Lord, the sky is too blue! The sea is too salty! Life is too hard! Farming is too troublesome! We have fate with you! Missing you makes me sleepless! Seeing you is too far away!
35. Woke up one day, and the sky had turned dark.
36. Offering medicine with bottles, ropes for hanging, and waving handkerchiefs to welcome jumpers from buildings.
37. An iron rod can become a needle, but a wooden rod can only become a toothpick. Wrong material, no matter how hard you try, it’s useless.
38. You need to figure out the plot of everyone's life - it’s not your parents' sequel, not your children's prelude, nor your friends' side story.
39. The quieter the tree, the less likely the wind will rise; the more I yearn, the less she stays.
40. How I wish one day I wake up and find myself sitting on the primary school desk chair. The chalk thrown by the teacher hits right on my forehead.
41. If young people don’t misbehave and live boldly, where would they get materials to talk about their youthful experiences when they grow old?
42. As a monster, my ambition is to destroy at least one Ultraman.
43. In a few decades when we meet again, we'll be sent to the crematorium, all burned into ashes, you a pile, me a pile, none recognizing each other, all spread across the countryside to enrich the soil~
44. The beauty of learning lies in making people utterly confused; the beauty of poetry lies in encouraging husbands to stray; the beauty of women lies in being foolish yet guilt-free; the beauty of men lies in lying with eloquence.
45. I thought I was decadent, but yesterday I realized I was already obsolete.
46. The sign of an immature man is the ability to sacrifice heroically for his ideals; the sign of a mature man is the ability to live humbly for his ideals.
47. Life is like Song Zu De's mouth; you never know who the next unfortunate person will be.
48. With warm sunlight and peaceful months, how dare I grow old if you haven't come yet?
49. I'm not smart enough to teach others bald truths.
50. In the posture of a god, I shine in this beautiful moment, undisturbed by commoners…
51. When we were young, we often made funny faces in front of the mirror; now, the mirror has balanced it out.
52. Work hard!! For your Audi and my Dior.
53. As a white-collar worker: Today I received my salary, paid rent and utilities, bought oil, rice, and instant noodles, felt my pocket, and sighed, this month's salary was earned in vain…
54. Holding your hand, dragging you away. You said you wouldn't go, how nice, closing the door and raising the dog!
55. Life is like this, always holding the dominant position. When countless fools boast about controlling life and destiny, they don't see that life is above them, smiling mockingly.
56. He is a pot of water, poured into your pile of rice, after many years, clear water turns into fragrant wine, and you turn into a pile of rotten rice. Not useless, still good for feeding pigs.
57. People unwilling to be slaves, willing to be servants of currency.
58. I'm not a fortune teller on the bridge, there's not that much chatter you want to hear.
59. The words "life" have made me twitch for decades, big and small brain seizures, spinal cord spasms, never getting the gist.
60. True warriors dare to face their own unmasked faces.
61. Tian Shan Tong Lao - outwardly a boy, inwardly with 365 cracks, each crack inscribed with the four characters of spring, summer, autumn, winter,沧桑 to the point of being bizarre.
62. World affairs are thus, wanting to turn back is already too late, even if you are willing to become a low horse, there may not be any grass waiting for you to turn back.
63. Once we all thought we could die for love, but actually love doesn't kill people, it only stabs a needle in the most painful place, then we cry without tears, toss and turn, become doctors through long illness, and steel through repeated forging. You're not the wind, I'm not the sand, no matter how entangled, we can't reach the horizon, wipe away the tears, tomorrow morning, we all have to go to work.
64. Once looking at the stars with enemies, we both cried, he because of heartbreak, me because of a neck sprain.
65. In name, you and I are the same, everyone is pretending, the key is to pretend well, pretend roundly, there's a threshold, once you succeed, step out, become a legendary middle character, if you don't succeed well, you'll be stuck there. That's the trap door.
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