Primary school students make sentences.

by zzf000zxys6 on 2011-06-13 10:26:33

1. Title: While...while...

Child: He was taking off his clothes while putting on his pants.

Teacher's comment: So does he want to take them off or put them on?

2. Title: One of

Child: One of my left feet got injured.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede?

3. Title: Gradually

Child: After work, dad gradually came home.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

4. Title: Sad

Child: There is a ditch in front of my house that's very hard to cross.

Teacher's comment: I'm sadder.

5. Title: Both...and...

Child: My mom is both short and tall, both fat and thin.

Teacher's comment: Is your mom a Transformer?

6. Title: Look

Child: What are you looking at! Have you never seen it before?

Teacher's comment: Don't be so cocky.

7. Title: Flourishing

Child wrote: Flourishing, Rong confesses his love.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many soap operas!

8. Title: Delicious

Child wrote: Delicious my ass.

Teacher:.........

9. Title: Innocent

Child wrote: Today is really hot.

Teacher's comment: You're so innocent.

10. Title: Indeed

Child said: Yesterday I ate fruit, then drank cold water.

Teacher's comment: It's a phrase, can't be separated.

11. Title: First...then... Example: First eat dinner, then take a shower.

Child: Hello sir, goodbye!

Teacher's comment:..................

12. Title: Moreover

Child: A train passed by, clickety-clack clickety-clack

Teacher's comment: I might as well die