Everyone has two slaves, and everyone is a princess and a prince.

by anonymous on 2011-05-13 09:41:15

Everyone has two slaves, and everyone is a princess and a prince.

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Each person has two slaves, each person is a princess and a prince.

Oh, human beings, how fortunate you are. From the moment you are born, you have a male and a female slave serving you. They not only provide you with all their hard-earned money but also do everything for your sake. When you're thirsty, they quickly bring you water; when you're hungry, they hurry to cook for you. When you were little, they washed your feet, wiped your face, cleaned up after you—treating you better than their own parents. Once you grew up and could take care of these things yourself, they spent all they had on your education, supporting you for decades until your schooling was complete. Then they worked tirelessly to help you buy a house and find a partner. After all this was done, you became an adult—with a job, your own family, and someone closer to you than even them—a lover. Meanwhile, they grew old, their hair turned white, their backs bent. The female slave's complexion lost its rosy glow, and the male slave's once-straight posture sagged. They became like an old garment or a broken-down vintage car—outdated in style and far less functional than before. Yet, despite all this, they neglected their own care and maintenance, rushing instead to handle your household chores, look after your children, and even taking on tasks that should have been yours.

Ever since you came into their lives, whether it was delicious food, fun toys, or useful items, they always saved the best for you. Even when they had money, they kept it aside for you. Of course, there were times when they got angry or upset—animals get angry too—but after scolding or yelling at you, they would immediately say, "My dear little one, please, don't do that again, okay?" Listen to those words—don't they sound like something a slave would say? With such loyal slaves serving you, what else could possibly make you dissatisfied or discontent?

Since the day you were born, they treated you better than themselves, and their dedication remained unwavering regardless of external changes. Whether you became a high-ranking official or a prisoner, they stayed by your side. In times of hardship, even your closest companion might abandon you, and if you lack success, your spouse and children might resent you, but they never will. No matter your circumstances, they remain steadfastly loyal and supportive. Even if the whole world turns its back on you, they won’t leave you. Even if you become mentally disabled or a vegetative state patient, they won’t desert you. Where else can you find such devoted, free-of-charge slaves? Isn’t this a gift from heaven? What more could you possibly desire or feel inadequate about? Why would you ever feel inferior?