One of the pickled vegetables superman: pickled vegetables and eggs
Before becoming a superhero, pickled vegetables was once riding a tricycle in a hurry on the market when he accidentally bumped into an egg. But due to his panic, he didn't notice. The egg was unhappy and called him: "Pickled radish, you hit me and didn't even apologize, that's too impolite."
"Huh?" the pickled vegetable was stunned. The egg continued, "Fortunately, I have a hard shell, or I would have been scratched and bled by now. What? Are you still denying it?"
"Where, where," said the pickled vegetable nervously, "I was in a hurry and accidentally bumped into you. I'm sorry."
"It's too late for you to say sorry now," the egg said unreasonably.
"What do you suggest then?" asked the pickled vegetable. After thinking for a moment, he added, "Egg, look, you're round and so am I. Although I'm not as perfect and delicate as you now, we must be from the same family five hundred years ago. Moreover, my cousin tea egg and you were classmates at the Pickling Institute. So please don't take it to heart."
"Don't try to flatter me!" the egg replied angrily, "If you don't give me two spoons of sugar today, I won't let you go."
The pickled vegetable was in a hurry, so he had no choice but to scoop two spoons of sugar from his tricycle for the egg to settle the matter.
At dinner time, the pickled vegetable mentioned this incident to his mother, Mapo pancake. Hearing this, she became angry and said, "I've long known that the egg's family are all bad eggs. Look at the egg's father, a big man who wears shiny colorful clothes every day just to sing and boast about himself. Every morning when others are sleeping soundly, he gets up to practice his voice, disturbing everyone's sleep. And the egg's mother, with her messy appearance, doesn't care about cleaning up. The other day when I went to their house, she was hatching eggs naked without wearing pants. Every time she lays an egg, she brags about it all over the street, as if she wants everyone to know. They are truly a show-off couple, giving birth to such an unreasonable child."
"Hey, mom, don't get upset. It's all over, it's nothing serious," the pickled vegetable consoled his mother.