Divination calculation

Title: Fortune Telling

Category: Humor Added Time: December 7, 2010, 10:15:25 AM Source: admin Clicks: 67

A: Are you a man?

B: Your eyesight is really good. That's very correct.

A: Your age is between twenty and fifty.

B: That's pretty accurate. "Pickled Vegetable Superman XIII - Farewell Rose."

A: You are Chinese, right?

B: Yes.

A: You grew up living in a house, didn't you?

B: If I don't live in a house, should I live in a pigsty?

A: When you walk, your head is above and your feet are below, right?

B: Very correct.

A: You eat with your mouth, don't you?

B: Yes, "Pickled Vegetable Superman - With Eagles," just like you.

A: You can find a wife, right?

B: I already have two kids.

A: Your child is either a boy or a girl, right?

B: You're really smart.

A: You and your wife have a sexual relationship.

B: Yes, no problem, how was the child born?

A: You've never seen a ghost, right?

B: Wrong, "Suppose," I'm looking at you right now.