The girl is twenty-eight this year.
Nonsense
Category: Humor Add Time: December 7, 2010 15:01:30 Source: Admin Clicks: 53
Man: What have you been busy with recently?
Woman: Making money.
Man: Where are you busy?
Woman: In China.
Man: I thought you were abroad.
Woman: I'm on the moon.
Man: I'll come and find you.
Woman: Then you need to report to King Yan first.
Man: Do you know why I called you today?
Woman: No.
Man: Because today is a good day, three sixes: Saturday, August 16 in the solar calendar, July 16 in the lunar calendar. A lot of people are getting married today.
Woman: Then why don't you also hold a wedding?
Man: I regret it a bit too, everything that should be done has been done. I called you just to see if there's another chance.
Woman: You can get a divorce and then marry again, won't that give you another chance?
Man: I've taken a fancy to you.
Woman: No way, I'm too old. I was going to buy a cane yesterday (actually in her twenties).
Man: I decided on you at first sight.
Woman: No way, my first glance can scare people to death, my second glance can scare ghosts to death. Is there something wrong with your eyes?
Man: Then let me take a look.
Woman: Alright, tomorrow I'll bring a pair of tweezers and pluck out your eyeballs first, check if the blood vessels underneath are unblocked. If not, I'll suck them with the toilet.
Man: My God, I feel cold down my spine now, did I really see a ghost?
Woman: Haha, better run for your life.