In the future, I increasingly believe that there are only two kinds of people in this world: one kind is women, and the other kind is children. But since I invented "my own demon" first, I realized that I was truly right. July 23rd, 2007 evening, few clouds. Is there really aliens in the world? I don't know what others think, but I have always believed in the existence of aliens. Moreover, they live among us. "Young lady! Quickly go wash the baby's diapers!" The alien is calling again. August 8th, 2007, cloudy, oppressively hot. Today is such a good day. I dream every day that I can become a super billionaire, possessing endless wealth and beauty. But when I wake up, I find that I don't even have enough money to buy dinner. August 15th, 2007, sunny. Before getting married early, I wanted to have children. After getting married early, I feared my wife so much that I almost died. September 1st, 2007, light rain. Recently, I haven't been able to sleep well. I always lie awake at night, so I started counting sheep, but after counting all night, I still couldn't fall asleep. Having no choice, I got up and called for the little master. He came over and punched me in the face. "Why are you shouting if you don't want to sleep at noon?" I was knocked out by her punch. Although my nose was still bleeding, I finally fell asleep. September 24th, 2007, few clouds with heavy rain. I fantasize every day that one day I can become the ruler of the world. But in reality, I am not even as good as my own stray dog. October 1st, 2007, cloudy. National Day has arrived, and I also prepared to give myself a day off. However, that day, I washed clothes for half a day and cleaned the house for half a day. I no longer want to take days off! October 29th, 2007, don't know the weather. People are hypocritical, and I can see it from myself. When I am with my wife on the street and we see a beautiful woman, I intentionally turn my head away and don't look at her, but inside my mind, I am thinking... November 11th, 2007, same as today. Today is Singles' Day, and I also want to celebrate this festival, but my husband said, "If you dare to celebrate, I will beat you!" November 12th, 2007 evening, became cloudy. Last night, I went out drinking with friends and returned home very late. From the moment I entered the door, I started composing poetry: "Upon entering the door, I saw my wife's angry face, ready to strip my skin off. Barely keeping my breath alive, I swear I will never dare to do it again." February 6th, 2008 evening, heavy rain turning into small hailstones. Related theme articles:爆笑：怕老婆男人的私密日记 (Hilarious: Secret Diaries of Men Afraid of Their Wives) Black Society Boss Son's Leave Note, Super Strong~ Wang Yongqing, Selling Rice, Bricks, and Wood These Answers Will Make You Laugh Until You Cry Hilarious: Secret Diaries of Men Afraid of Their Wives