The second half of the sentence that men never dare to say

by zirong0110 on 2010-04-16 16:02:08

Wife: Will you only love me for your entire life?

Husband: Of course (not just you)

Wife: What would you do if one day I wasn't around?

Husband: I would cry (and shed tears of happiness)

Wife: Is it because of me that your life has color?

Husband: Yes, because of you (I know what harm is)

Wife: Do you think I'm the best woman in the world?

Husband: Of course (you're the worst woman)

Wife: Am I your first love?

Husband: Yes. (I doubt it)

Wife: Are you lying to me?

Husband: I swear (I am lying)

Wife: If I get old, will you still love me?

Husband: You won't get old (In my eyes, you've never been young)

Wife: Between me and Maggie Cheung, who is more beautiful in your eyes?

Husband: Of course it's you (far from it)

Wife: If there was only one piece of bread left on Earth, and it was in your hand, would you give it to me or *eat it yourself*?

Husband: Of course not (I wouldn't give it to my mom either. I'd eat it myself)

Wife: Am I fair-skinned?

Husband: Yes, if you fell into a coal pile, you'd be easily recognized (because you're darker than coal)

Wife: Am I getting fat now?

Husband: Not at all. You're very slim, like cheating devices. (Only bony, no beauty, like cheating devices.)

Wife: If right now a man pursued me passionately, what would you do?

Husband changes his expression drastically: Who? Tell me who? (I must thank him properly, treat him to a meal, then dress you up nicely and send you over.)

Wife: Look, why are you so nervous? I'm just teasing you.

Husband remains silent, lowering his head.

Wife: What's wrong? Are you mad, little silly?

Husband: Yes, I'm mad (why isn't this true?)

Wife: If one day we were on a luxury liner sailing at sea, would you hold me like Jack held Rose and make me fly at the bow of the ship?

Husband: I definitely would (without hesitation, I'd kick you off the bow)

Wife: If there was another life, would you choose me as your wife again?

Husband: Definitely (If I don't choose you, I'd rather have you as my mom)

Wife: Do you regret marrying me?

Husband: How could I (I regret it so much, I've woken up crying many times at night, feeling I've wronged myself)

Wife: After us, haven't you met a better girl than me?

Husband: No (since knowing you, how dare I look at other girls?)

Men reading this will knowingly smile, women reading this will be speechless. And you?