Let's talk about Zhuge Liang and Liu Bei on this day. Zhuge Liang suddenly wanted to fart, but he was afraid that Liu Bei would hear it and feel embarrassed. He came up with an idea and said: "Lord, in order to adjust the atmosphere, textiles, how about I imitate the woodpecker call for you?" Liu Bei nodded.
Zhuge Liang imitated the woodpecker call twice, took the opportunity to fart, and then asked: "How about it, Lord? Do I sound like it?"
Liu Bei said: "You imitate it again, the sound of your fart was too loud just now, I didn't hear it."
One day, the commander called a meeting and solemnly told everyone: "Young man, in order to improve your foreign language level, our company has decided: from now on we will offer Japanese lessons, and each person must choose a Japanese name for themselves."
After a soldier returned, he thought hard for a while and finally realized that Japanese names generally have five characters, so he named himself: Waiyu Taichiro (Foreign Language Second Son).
One day, the captain called the lieutenant and said: Mr. Lieutenant, I need a female soldier to guard my safety at night, please find me someone.
Lieutenant: What kind of female soldier do you specifically need?
The captain thought for a moment and said: First of all, the figure should be good, eyes should be big, energy should be abundant at night, actions should be agile, talk less, know how to keep secrets, and if she is a foreign female soldier, it would be even better.
The next day, a female Persian cat was sent to the captain.