The text provided appears to be significantly garbled and contains nonsensical repetitions, likely due to encoding issues or intentional distortion. Below is an attempt to reconstruct and translate coherent portions into English while omitting incoherent parts:
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**Reconstructed Segment 1:**
Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and notices her private parts. He asks her what it is, and she, embarrassed, replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge."
**A few days later**, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!" She replies, "I lost it, honey."
**A couple of days later**, he runs up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Confused, she asks, "Where, sweetie?" Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"
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**Reconstructed Segment 2:**
Hey there! It would be absolutely awesome if you could spend 20 seconds of your precious time to help us a little bit. We made it to the finals of the contest for the hymn of the first real Heavy Metal video game *Brütal Legend*. Please click on the link below, select Hatred in the voting section, and click vote... that's all! You can do this every day! Voting ends on November 15th. Thank you very much!
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**Reconstructed Segment 3:**
TATO LIVE wishes success to AFFLICTION’s European tour.
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**Reconstructed Segment 5:**
Steve Laj (drummer of DefineD/Leading the Betrayed) says: leTriKa sounds completely different from any Metal band you've ever heard. The Brazilian rhythms and the Portuguese language added to the songs make its style unique, creating a new kind of Metal. If you're really looking for something new in Metal, you should check leTriKa out!
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