Single Law
A man is single because no woman gives him love; a woman is single because no man deserves her love.
A man insists on being single because he can't find a partner; a woman insists on being single because she can't find a good partner. When a man insists on being single, people think he has ambition; when a woman insists on being single, people think there's something wrong with her.
Appreciation and Admiration Law
When a man admires a woman, it makes the woman more charming and spirited; when a woman admires a man, it gives the man strength and courage.
Foolishness and Cleverness Law
A man may be foolish all his life but is absolutely clever when in hot romance; a woman may be clever all her life but is especially foolish when in hot romance.
Dilemma Law
Men -- without women, they feel no one pities them; with women, they get headaches.
Women -- without men, they feel uneasy; with men, they feel annoyed.
Wish Law
A man's wish is to have a full wallet, so men show off their wealth by wearing more clothes; a woman's wish is to have a slim figure, so women show off their figures by wearing fewer clothes.
Date Law
When a man arrives early for a date on purpose, it's to please the other party; when a woman is late for a date on purpose, it's to test the other party.
Attention Law
Men pay attention to women who are noticed by everyone; women pay attention to men they fancy.
Heartbreak Law
When a man gets heartbroken, he spends time busy with his career as revenge; when a woman gets heartbroken, she treats revenge as her career.
Tolerance Law
Men can endure an unlucky love but cannot endure an unlucky marriage; women can endure an unlucky marriage but cannot endure an unlucky love.
Disgust Law
What men dislike most is their wives' incessant complaints; what women hate most is their husbands' silent state.
Love Period Law
When a man is in love, he eagerly seeks physical intimacy; when a woman is in love, she enjoys psychological intimacy. Thus, at this time, men desire their partners to expose their bodies, while women desire their partners to expose their hearts.
Specialty Law
Men's specialty is lying; women's specialty is coquetry.
Desire Law
Men's desire is to be recognized by others; women's desire is to be loved by others.
Kiss Law
Men kiss to experience excitement; women kiss to experience affection.
Shopping Law
If a man wants to accompany his wife shopping, it's best to bring another credit card; if a woman wants to invite her husband shopping, it's best to find a store with seats. Men get increasingly listless when shopping; women get increasingly excited when shopping. Men only buy what they urgently need when shopping; women want to buy everything when shopping.