As the saying goes, when men and women work together, the workload seems lighter. This adage applies to our celestial realm as well, since we also have distinctions between male and female. However, the first-ever population census conducted at the South Heaven Gate revealed that the state of marriage in the celestial realm is quite concerning and has become a serious social issue. The specific characteristics include: a large number of unmarried individuals; high divorce rates; and an increasing number of older youth who remain single.
Below are some detailed matrimonial advertisements for your reference:
**Chang'e**: Female, with a beautiful appearance, gentle and kind-hearted, talented in singing and dancing. Divorced, no children. Works for the South Heaven Gate Dance Troupe, having participated in numerous performances and received multiple audiences with leadership. She once traveled to the Thunder Sound Temple for cultural exchange. She had a brief marriage with Yi due to their vastly differing pursuits, but she decisively ended it, making her a representative figure of the new era woman comparable to Nora. She currently owns one apartment. Her ideal partner: cultured, financially stable, humorous, socially adept, and appreciative of life's pleasures.
**Zhu Bajie**: Male, divorced, no children. Previously held a leadership role in the military, now responsible for logistics at a multinational company. As a former soldier, I experienced a short-lived marriage. When the organization decided to form the Journey to the West team, I resolutely joined, thus ending my first marriage. During this mission, I endured hardships and worked hard to mediate relationships among various parties. My performance was praised by all sides. After the dissolution of the Journey to the West team, I stayed at the Thunder Sound Temple and obtained its citizenship. Reflecting on my past marital life, I feel deeply moved. Upon hearing about the establishment of the South Heaven Gate Matrimonial Agency, I am openly seeking a life partner. My requirements for a perforated sheet metal female are not high: she should be beautiful, with appropriate measurements, able to sing and dance, lively and outgoing, capable both in the kitchen and in social settings, gentle, and understanding. Replies to letters with photos will be guaranteed.
**Tieguai Li**: Male, unmarried. Apart from one leg being slightly longer than the other, he is generally healthy and presentable. Skilled in medical arts, he has specialized skills and currently serves as the chief surgeon in the orthopedics department at the Mongolian Grand Hospital. With years of medical practice, he has accumulated considerable savings, owns housing, and enjoys a high social status. Due to long-term dedication to saving lives, he has had little time to attend to his personal emotional life, resulting in him remaining single despite his gray beard. In reality, he yearns for married life and is now openly seeking a like-minded partner. If we are destined to meet, please send an email to [email protected]. Replies to letters with photos will be guaranteed [artistic photos exempted].
**Zhong Kui**: Male, unmarried. Graduated from the Imperial College of the Tang Dynasty. Later assigned to the public security bureau, although not professionally aligned, he still works diligently and without complaint. On an ordinary position in sheet metal processing, he has achieved extraordinary results, receiving multiple commendations from leadership. He possesses both literary and martial talents, with a rugged and manly appearance. If you are interested, please write to me, c/o Matchmaker.
**Zhi Nu**: Female, graduated from a textile vocational school, previously worked at the South Heaven Textile Factory. Divorced, children raised by the ex-husband. Although her education level is not very high, she is forward-thinking and open-minded, having participated in the Naked Swimming Association and personally swam naked in the mortal world. She once had a failed cross-border marriage. She has a son and a daughter [Matchmaker notes: sufficient proof of fertility], but ultimately had to abandon that marriage due to issues such as household registration and housing. After the failure of her marriage, she became somewhat depressed, engaging in deep reflection about her future and no longer viewing serious topics like love and marriage simplistically. She hopes to walk hand-in-hand with her ideal partner through life. Her ideal partner: owns housing for sheet metal powder coating, can secure household registration, if a bank statement copy showing deposits reaching eight digits is provided, replies to letters with photos will be guaranteed.
**Sun Wukong**: Male, unmarried. My excellent deeds have already been written into the long reportage literature *Which Monkey is the Cutest* by Mr. Wu Cheng'en, so there’s no need to elaborate further here. I would only like to mention something that might not have been noticed by everyone. In fact, I am an agricultural scientist. I have engaged in animal husbandry and farming, raising celestial horses and planting peaches of immortality. Through diligent research, I adopted new herding methods that made the celestial horses grow strong and robust, for which I applied for patents. The peaches of immortality, improved by me, are exceptionally juicy and taste great, a fact I can attest to. If you think we are destined to meet, please contact me. If you work in agricultural product import and export, you should not miss this rare opportunity.