TBW Taobao Chain Stratagem

by y1fy0p9o6 on 2009-11-29 11:02:19

Looting while the enemy's house is on fire - The 36th and final stratagem that must be used. This means observing the movements of neighboring countries in the 36 Stratagems, waiting for them to attack an empty city near you. Once they are unstable and lacking supplies, take the opportunity to create chaos and swiftly attack the city they just looted with overwhelming speed, ensuring continuous surprises and gains! Retreat is the best option - If all the carefully designed strategies in the 36 Stratagems are still unhelpful to you, your only choice at this time is to run away. As the saying goes, if I can't beat you, won't I just not fight you? Haha! Transfer to a new server to continue improving my 36 Stratagems! Removing the ladder from under the roof - If you deliberately want to turn your leader into a net addict of the 36 Stratagems, it's best to use this method. First, give him or her a taste of the benefits of the 36 Stratagems. When he or she starts to develop a net addiction, firmly cut off his retreat by no longer providing gold for free. At this point, propose a condition that would usually be hard to meet, and most will agree. Blossoms on a tree - Making friends online in the 36 Stratagems should not rely solely on sweet words to reveal your true feelings. Instead, "the test of time reveals the strength of a horse and the heart of a man." Only then can you make sincere friends. Deceiving heaven to cross the sea - Get your friend drunk and trick them into revealing their username and password for the 36 Stratagems. Not only can you save on internet costs, but you can also use their gold for yourself. Remember, this strategy is quite malicious and should be used sparingly. Capturing the thief requires capturing the king - When collectively quarreling with netizens from a certain country in the 36 Stratagems, you can try this strategy. Generally, there are only a few "leader"-level figures in a country. If you suppress and ridicule them fiercely, intimidating them to lose morale first, then you've already won half the battle. Watching a fire from across the river - If you see two big shots quarreling in the 36 Stratagems and feel that neither side is easy to deal with, it's best to keep quiet to avoid getting involved. Fishing in troubled waters - When all the countries in the 36 Stratagems are in turmoil, it's our chance to benefit from both sides. Attack empty cities here, sneak attacks there! Ha ha! But be careful not to be attacked by everyone! Replacing peaches with plums - If you encounter a game rookie asking you about network issues and find that you cannot answer no matter what, the best way is to blame it entirely on their computer or modem malfunction. Let something that cannot speak take the fall, why not? Bitter flesh plan - Love and hate are both born from the network. If you want to become a high-level net addict or expert in the 36 Stratagems, you must endure physical hardship, mental suffering, and material deprivation to achieve success. However, not eating is definitely not feasible! Besides, enemy countries won't sympathize with you! Stirring up the grass to startle the snake - If you want to invade or ambush a certain country, it's recommended to hold off attacking them to avoid causing unnecessary or undesirable complications. The best approach is to first conduct reconnaissance using James Bond tactics to uncover the nation's secrets, ensuring victory through knowing yourself and your enemy. Throwing out a brick to attract jade - When encountering posts by female netizens on the BBS of the 36 Stratagems game, don't excessively flatter. Modern women don't like such sappy guys. However, if you skillfully craft a good critique that hits the mark without overly offending, you might just get what you're looking for. Substituting beams - After playing the 36 Stratagems for a long time and finding the internet speed too slow, complaining about the network company won't help. It's better to upgrade your computer configuration and operating system. How to disengage in the game "36 Stratagems" Grabbing a sheep on the way - After spending a lot of time, energy, and military power to finally capture an enemy border city, it will surely cause them heavy damage. Why not take advantage of the situation to further attack the money cities and mining cities behind the borders? Best to even "carry away" their hometowns, ha ha! Reverse spy strategy - In general, during warfare, when you manage to cause internal strife in the enemy country without deploying any troops, you have already succeeded in a major part of the battle! Secretly crossing the Chen Pass - A must-have technique for those who play the 36 Stratagems on company expenses. When the boss is around, pretend to work extremely diligently to distract his attention, while your computer is secretly running the 36 Stratagems. Beauty strategy - While playing the 36 Stratagems, beware of fake beautiful women online. Even Meng Jiangnü should be cautious; their purpose is often to play pranks, making you dizzy, then asking for some gold or worse, a kiss on the cheek from a cross-dresser! Yuck... Closing the door to catch the thief - If you find that the weak neighboring countries around you are being beaten into chaos, it's better to surround them from all sides, forcing them into a corner, catching them like fish in a jar. Long-term friendship, short-term attack - If you want to attack a certain country, you can use this method. Be friendly with distant countries and aggressive with nearby ones, achieving twice the result with half the effort, harming others without benefiting yourself! Waiting for the exhausted - After dinner, it's best not to go online. It's recommended to lie down and sleep well. This is generally the time when the 36 Stratagems has "traffic jams." Get up after three o'clock in the morning, call your cat, and attack the city, bringing unexpected "surprises" (enemy's saliva). Removing the firewood from under the pot - If your friend suffers from the "36 Stratagems Internet Syndrome" and seeks medical treatment everywhere without effect, you can use this strategy by hiding his "old cat," and within a few days, his illness will naturally disappear. Smile hiding a knife - Whether in the world channel of the 36 Stratagems or on the BBS forum of the game website, the best criticism skill is to smile warmly when meeting someone, then strike unexpectedly when the other country lowers its guard, achieving remarkable results. Chain strategy - In the virtual world of the 36 Stratagems, sometimes achieving a goal with one or two strategies alone is difficult. In such cases, consider the "Chain Strategy," where one strategy leads to another, creating a chain reaction to ensure success. Pointing at mulberry trees while scolding locust trees - If your internet fees skyrocket due to excessive playtime of the 36 Stratagems, to calm domestic unrest, one method is to harshly criticize telecommunications companies until your spouse laughs, indicating success. Golden Cicada shedding its shell - While accompanying your girlfriend or wife shopping, yet preoccupied with thoughts of the 36 Stratagems, this is the perfect time to use this tactic. Excuses like stomach pain or buying an ice cream can allow you to secretly return home to play the 36 Stratagems. However, prepare for punishment upon your wife's return! Borrowing a knife to kill a person - If you have a grudge against a certain country and coincidentally someone from that country is having disputes with others, now is the time to intervene, adding fuel to the fire, provoking both sides intensely! Use other countries' forces to eliminate rivals, prioritizing James Bond units, haha! Or if you have a grudge against someone and can't achieve revenge in reality, but they play the 36 Stratagems, set up a new account on their computer to log in. Haha! However, unless it's deep hatred, this strategy shouldn't be used lightly. Empty City strategy - Knowing your insufficient troops and significant disparity in strength, why not retreat and focus on building up your forces instead, leaving a decoy to consume their resources and buy more time to gather strength, turning the tables with one decisive move. Creating something out of nothing - Wanting to play the 36 Stratagems but fearing opposition from your spouse or girlfriend, transform opponents into supporters by exaggerating the wonders of the game until they become interested and start playing themselves. However, only one 36 Stratagems enthusiast is destined per household! Luring the tiger away from the mountain - If someone at home is monopolizing your computer to play the 36 Stratagems, it's best to use small favors (like a movie ticket or KFC coupon) to lure them out and enjoy the 36 Stratagems alone. Feinting east to attack west - A common strategy in the 36 Stratagems. Pretend to attack Zhao while actually targeting Qin. This feint often yields maximum effectiveness at critical moments. However, improper use may result in being surrounded by both Qin and Zhao, leading to a disastrous outcome! Faking madness without going insane - If you accidentally become a "dominant nation" in the 36 Stratagems, do not flaunt it. Act as if nothing happened and occasionally pretend to be "stupid" to avoid other countries uniting against your tyranny, which would lead to a game over. Borrowing a corpse to resurrect - If a city on your eastern border is captured by a powerful enemy, with insufficient troops, strengthen border defenses and expand territory towards weaker western nations, using their cities to compensate for lost resources. Turning guest into host - Deciding when and what to do online in the 36 Stratagems should be your own decision. Don't let others dictate your actions, even if the computer and the 36 Stratagems belong to someone else! Surround Wei to rescue Zhao - If your wife or girlfriend unfortunately becomes addicted to mahjong or dancing, and you can't stop them, quickly register an account for them to play the 36 Stratagems, freeing you from the "empty room" dilemma, haha. Using a detour to conquer - During a war between two countries in the 36 Stratagems, as a third party, you can assist under the guise of helping, covertly expanding your influence, then annihilate them afterward! Although somewhat despicable, war does not disdain deceit! Catching to release - When wanting your friends to play the 36 Stratagems, appropriately provide them with some gold. Once they become dependent on it and addicted to the game, cut off their gold supply and extort them, demanding full repayment of the gold you gifted! Related thematic articles: Countless expectations, countless waits.