Ten levels of programmer

Male and female humor

Programmers are like men, language is like women, every man wants a lot of women, but few men can really understand a woman, because men are always changing, and women are changing every day, and even some are through sex and intolerance.

Programmer ideal

The world language left a temple, night overtime MM hug;

All the department managers are dead. All the bonuses.

Programmers can be divided into ten levels:

1. God man: exceptional talent and technology fanatics at the same time from time to time have exceptional business acumen, high vision, outstanding technology, great equipment - such as Ding Lei, Qibojun.

2. Superior person: Talented, technically superior but without superior business acumen. Usually this person is either a top hacker or a technical director.

3. Cattle: skilled, familiar with industry knowledge, dare to innovate, have their own company and software products.

4. Foreman: skilled and capable of leading a team, most of them are project managers in large companies.

5. Technical workers: skilled, familiar with industry knowledge but lack of leadership, most of them are senior programmers. Basically, self-regard is not willing to cooperate with general technical personnel, and often appears as a master in the forum.

6. Skilled workers: the breadth of technology without depth, like to study but do not like excessive study. I am an old programmer, and some like to use some tools to find server vulnerabilities on the website, not doing something good. They can often be seen on forums answering questions from rookies. It is also an important part of the software industry coolie.

7. Coolie personnel: Some of the more skilled advocates lack the depth and breadth of technology, most of them are programmer levels, and suffer losses. It is also an important part of the software industry coolie.

8. Rookie: The entry time is not long, repeatedly asking very primary questions in the forum, there is a Tang monk style, although it is annoying and basically lovely. If you work hard, you can move up a level in a year or two.

9. Big deception: Taking advantage of the ills of Chinese education, wearing a hat of high education, mixing a software manager in a small company, design is not good, code is not good, will only randomly dominate honest people, pat the leader's ass, Bragg in front of the leader, dress up as a technical master. Bringing a dog-eat-dog office culture into the tech department is nasty.

10. *** (no civilized words can be described, that is, ***) : will write SELECT statements to say that he is proficient in Oralce, even several registers do not know that he knows how to assemble, IT is recommended that all sent to Japan when IT industry workers, earn Japanese money, but also a serious blow to the Japanese software industry!

The majority of programmers still need to work hard, house, car and woman waiting for you.

Programmers of several ages:

A 20-year-old programmer has no strength, a 30-year-old programmer will do PPT, a 40-year-old programmer has strength and no charm, a 50-year-old programmer only has capital, and a 60-year-old programmer holds his grandson and says this is IT.