1. Being a man means being a man like Kong - fighting planes on the tallest building in the world for the woman you love!!!
2. A man's hands are the best medicine for breast enhancement - finally found that I have a skill... (Willing to be rough for my lover!)
3. If JJ falls off, it's just a scar as big as a bowl!
4. If you don't **** for three days, then you're a virgin!
5. It is said that when looking at Earth from the Milky Way, the only thing visible is my little JJ...