Feasibility Report on a Farmer Marrying Liu Yifei
Respected Leader:
First of all, I must solemnly declare: My feelings are extremely sincere! And my background is absolutely clean! Every time I see Liu Yifei's delicate and beautiful face, I am struck with awe, thinking: This beauty should only be in heaven, how often can one see her on earth! My feelings for her are witnessed by the heavens! Even if the sky falls apart and the earth splits, these feelings will not perish!
I have painstakingly spent 7200 seconds, thoroughly reviewing our country's "Marriage Law" and "Criminal Law"...
(Note: The above is a partial translation of what seems to be an unusual and possibly satirical feasibility report. If there are specific parts you'd like translated or if this is part of a creative piece, let me know!)