A Day of a Fierce Chinese Person

by ifeva on 2008-09-19 15:39:58

In the morning, after waking up, you brush your teeth with toothpaste that contains excessive levels of carcinogens, then wash your face with smelly water filled with blue-green algae. You mix a bottle of milk for your son that contains too much iodine, while drinking a cup of soybean milk made in some unknown dirty workshop, and eat a couple of steamed buns whitened by sulphur fumigation. You put some pickled mustard tubers that were kept in stinky water in between the buns. In your bag, you put a zongzi (sticky rice dumpling) made in 2005 by people from Anhui province (in case you get hungry when working), and before leaving home, you take a look at the TV news about the collapsed bridge.