Use chewing gum to make a fountain - do you know what is the highest level of bickering? Don't argue, close your mouth, chew, chew. Not gossiping, but chewing gum. If you're good, then chew like a human being. But that's nothing. This handsome guy can chew out a fountain. Oh, Virgin Mary, if I could chew out a Statue of Liberty one day, that would be divine.