1. A colleague asked me: Is Clinton's wife Hilac?
2. Once I borrowed money from someone, originally wanted to say "I will pay you back after I get the money", but it became "I will take you when I have money" haha.
3. My classmate's name is Yu Jingbo, one day he wrote a letter, and the dormitory gatekeeper shouted at the dormitory door: Dry cold skin, dry cold skin's letter!
4. Our Chinese teacher: Please turn the book to 120 yuan. The whole class was dizzy, and later this teacher got a nickname "money lover" hehe.
5. Once a friend watched a disc at home, the quality of the disc...