Mysterious pick-up grammar

by cnmonkey on 2008-09-09 21:29:21

1. My schoolmate has a crush on a handsome guy from our school, so she goes up and starts a conversation:

Handsome guy, do you have a girlfriend?

Yes, I do.

Do you mind switching to another one?

I do mind.

Alright, do you mind having one more?

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Two months later, my schoolmate successfully became the new girlfriend~~

2. In college, I was going to study in the self-study classroom when a strange guy called me over,