What's the difference between a new husband and a newly bought dog?
Answer: The newly bought dog will still be excited to see you after a year.
If Bobby accidentally swallows 1 yuan, his father turns him upside down and pats his back, causing him to spit out 10 yuan, what should his father do then?
Answer: Keep feeding him 1 yuan.
Which number is the most diligent? Which number is the laziest?
Answer: "One" doesn't do anything, "Two" won't stop.