There was a farmer who went to the city for the first time to see a doctor. He arrived early and took the first number. The nurse called out, "Number one! Number one! Number one!" Since the farmer didn't realize she was calling him, he didn't respond. Seeing no one answering, the nurse called in the second number. The farmer waited for a long time and when no one called his number, he became anxious and went to find the nurse. The nurse asked, "What's your number?" The farmer replied, "I'm number one!" The nurse said, "Then why didn't you answer when I called you?" "When did you call me?" "Number one is 'yo'."
"Yo" is "one", "one" is "yo", the farmer understood. He then went in to see the doctor. The doctor asked, "Where does it hurt?" The farmer answered, "It hurts here." The doctor didn't understand, "It hurts where?" The farmer said, "My waist hurts." The doctor got angry, "If it's your waist that hurts, why did you say 'here'?" The farmer said, "Your nurse said 'here' is 'yo' (waist), 'yo' (waist) is 'here'."
The doctor smiled and wrote him a prescription, saying, "Go, check your stool and urine." After about ten minutes, the farmer came back with poop on the corner of his mouth. "Doctor, I managed to swallow the urine, but I couldn't swallow the stool!" The doctor, between laughter and tears, explained to the farmer that it was "check" not "swallow"!
The farmer understood and went out with the urine bottle. He had already swallowed the urine before, so this time it took great effort to squeeze out half a bottle of urine. Just as he came out of the toilet, he accidentally bumped into a pregnant woman, spilling the urine. The farmer panicked and said, "What do I do now?" The pregnant woman said, "Don't worry, I've got it!" She then went to the toilet, urinated into a bottle, and gave it to the farmer. The farmer took it to be tested, and after getting the test results, he went to find the doctor. The doctor, being a bit careless, looked at the test results and told the farmer, "Nothing's wrong, you're pregnant."
After hearing this, the farmer took the test results and went home. When he got home, he slapped his wife twice and angrily said, "I told you I should be on top, but you insisted on being on top. Look, you got me pregnant!"