I once ordered a dish called "Reunion of Mother and Child" at a restaurant downstairs from my company. When it came out, I exclaimed, "FUCK! It's just soybeans > bean sprouts!"
I also ordered a dish called "Flying Fox in the Snow Mountain". Shit! It was just fried shrimp chips (white), with a few small pieces of fried shrimp on top!
"The Little Road in the Countryside", oh my god, turned out to be braised pig's trotters, with some cilantro around the edges!
Once, I went to eat at Bashan with classmates and found a cold dish called "One Country, Two Systems". I casually asked the waiter what it was, and they said, "It's boiled peanuts and fried peanuts"...
In Daqing, I saw a small restaurant advertising a dish called "Bosnian War" on a blackboard outside. Very strange, so I asked, and it turned out to be stir-fried spinach and black fungus!!!
I've also eaten a dish called "Green Dragon Lying on Snow", which was just a plate of sugar with a cucumber on top. "Snowfall on the Volcano" was just cold mixed tomatoes sprinkled with sugar.
One day at Yanbin Building, I ordered a dish called "Whispering Words". When it came out, it turned out to be pig snout and pig ears, haha...~~~
I remember last time in Tai'an, I ordered a dish - "Three Beauties of Mount Tai". When it came out, it was just Chinese cabbage and tofu, so I questioned the waitress, who replied: The three beauties are Chinese cabbage, tofu, and water, and the most beautiful water is from Mount Tai...
I once ordered a dish called "The Peerless Duo", which was - green pepper + red pepper.
And, "Red Light District" - diced chicken in chili sauce.
My signature dish is called "Guan Yu vs. Qin Qiong", not old-fashioned, right? I remember I came up with it: scrambled eggs with tomatoes - red face and yellow face.
There's one called "Heartache Feeling", which is actually a glass of plain water (50 yuan).
A friend went to Mount Tai and ordered a bowl of "Niu-pulled noodles" at a small noodle shop. Later, they found there wasn't a single piece of beef. So they called the owner over to argue, and the answer was: the noodle maker's surname is Niu! My friend almost fainted on the spot, asking: don't you care about long-term business? The owner replied: the average customer only comes to Mount Tai once in a lifetime, so I feel very lucky that they ate a bowl of noodles here.
Haha. Do you know what "Beating Pig Eight戒 to Death with Clubs" is? It's stir-fried bean sprouts with pig head meat!!!
I remember once at a dinner table, I ordered a dish called "Unique Peak". When it came out, wow, it was actually a plate of duck butts.
Has anyone eaten "Spicy Kiss"? Haha, it's stir-fried pig snout with chili peppers! :)
The dish "Little Black Gets Married" originally had two peeled century eggs in the plate!
When the U.S. bombed our embassy, one restaurant launched a dish called "Braised American Embassy". When it came, ah! It was actually braised pork intestines... I didn't even touch it and shoved it under the table...
On a business trip to the south, I saw a dish called "Jue Upward" while eating... when it came out, hey, there were 8 neatly arranged goose butts in the plate!!!
On a business trip to Xi'an, I saw others eating fried chicken legs and red tomato sauce... so I ordered some... when paying... the waitress called out... Mr., your order for "Virgin's First Night" is 12 yuan...
Who likes eating "Naked Beauty"? - It's just shelled peanuts, hahaha...
"Black Bear Playing with Stick", guess what dish it is? Hehe, it's actually stir-fried bean sprouts with black fungus!!!
At a restaurant on Mount Huang, I ate "Mount Huang's Unique Dish"... shit! It turned out to be a plate of bracken, I collapsed!!!
A classmate of mine went to a restaurant and saw a dish called "Monkey Scooping the Moon", thinking it might be good, bought it, and when it came out, it was just a plate of vinegar with a drop of sesame oil on top, totally pissed me off!!!...
I was dining at a big restaurant, after ordering several large dishes, I also ordered a few vegetable dishes, one of which was called "Silver Sprout Covered by Blanket". The name sounded fresh, but when the dish came out, do you know what it was? It was the white part of bean sprouts with their heads and tails cut off, covered with a layer of omelette.
Well, none of those dish names work. The most classic one is this - one time I saw a dish called "Prince on White Horse". At the time, everyone in the group didn't know what it was, so we ordered a plate. When it came out, it was just a big piece of tofu... with a picture of Andy Lau stuck on top... everyone fell down, foaming at the mouth...