One night a woman didn't come home. The next day, she told her husband that she stayed at a female friend's place. Her husband then called her top 10 closest friends, and not one of them knew anything about it!
On another occasion, a man didn't come home one night. The next day, he told his wife that he had stayed at a buddy's place. His wife called his top 10 closest friends, and eight of the buddies confirmed that he indeed had spent the night there... Two others even said, "He's still here!"
Yesterday, I showed this post to my wife, and unexpectedly, she became very interested; immediately calling my friends to ask if I was there. As expected, it reaffirmed the aforementioned point! Even more absurdly, one of the guys actually said that I was drunk at his place and was sleeping. He even asked my wife whether she wanted him to wake me up to take the call?
After hanging up, that guy immediately called my mobile phone. As soon as I picked up, before I could say anything, he shouted: "Where are you? Go home quickly, your wife is looking for you. I told her you were drunk at my place... Don't forget to drink some alcohol before heading back..." After the call ended, I looked at my wife in silence... Indeed, men, brothers, understand each other.