Laughing to death without compensation: the great things done when absent-minded

by lookat1 on 2008-07-21 22:14:11

1. Yesterday after swimming, I directly opened the trunk, threw the keys inside, and then closed it... Wearing a bikini, I waited in the wild for an hour and a half.

2. Once while cooking, after rinsing the rice, I directly poured it into the rice cooker without putting in the inner pot... Later, I had to blow and blow...

3. It just happened at noon, how embarrassing~ In the morning, I planned to order a bowl of knife-cut noodles from the noodle shop downstairs to eat~

I don't know what I was thinking~ After the call connected, I directly said: "Hello~ Please deliver a bowl of knife-cut noodles." Then, I heard my mom's voice: "Daughter! You want to eat knife-cut noodles for lunch!"

At first, my mom felt a bit confused, but then she burst out laughing~~ I was also stunned for a moment~ My face turned red, so awkward~~

4. On the first day of work, someone called looking for the manager (female). I handed the phone to the manager and casually said: "Mom, someone is calling you!"

5. Washing my face while wearing glasses (frame style). The lenses became all foggy...

6. Planning to call Mom

The leader suddenly came in, so I said to him: "Mom, I found the material, here you go!!!!!!"

7. Holding the money in my hand, then crumpling it into a ball, grabbing it tightly, feeling uncomfortable, and throwing it away.

8. Visiting a close friend's house, chatting, her dad came back, and I blurted out "Aunt" in embarrassment. When her mom appeared, I called out "Uncle"... Then I began to seriously doubt my own intelligence.