Nationwide Chart of Wives' Reactions to Their Husbands Being Away for a Night
The husband didn't come home all night.
(1)
The wife didn't sleep all night.
The next day, she came to a private detective agency, threw down 2000 yuan, and entrusted the private detective to collect all evidence of her philandering husband's infidelity.
A week later, the husband received a subpoena from the court. The wife sued for divorce.
In the end, the husband was judged as the guilty party, and the house and property all went to the wife.
This is a Beijing wife.
(2)
The wife didn't sleep all night.
The next day, the wife went to the beauty salon in the morning for an ion perm, had a facial in the afternoon, and stopped by a sex shop to buy a set of sexy lingerie. She prepared a candlelight dinner at home, spending a total of four hundred yuan. When the husband returned home that evening, he was so surprised by his beautiful and sexy wife that he could have put an egg in his mouth. He deeply regretted being blind and vowed to never let his wife leave him.
A week later, the wife wrote an article titled "How Did I Keep My Philandering Husband?" and published it in a magazine, earning five hundred yuan in royalties.
This is a Shanghai wife.
(3)
The wife didn't sleep all night.
The next day, the wife dressed up beautifully and called her first love: Hey, do you still remember me?
I'm very lonely, I'm free tonight...
So the husband continued to be carefree outside, while the wife met with her lover at home, their waters not crossing each other, living in peace.
This is a Guangdong wife.
(4)
The wife didn't sleep all night.
The next day, as soon as she got up, the wife tidied up the house until it was spotless, neatly folded her husband's laundry, left a note telling her husband to take his medicine on time. Then she went back to her parents' house.
Later, the husband realized his mistake, went to his mother-in-law's house to apologize humbly, brought his wife back, and vowed to live a good life.
This is a Sichuan wife.
