Money is good, don't pretend to be a gentleman and pretend you don't know these truths.

by longersing on 2008-07-13 09:01:55

This article was inspired by a smelly fart that disrupted a dream last night. Please don't recite the three-word scripture to me after reading it. Do not reprint it without longer's permission. If you need to reprint, please indicate the source.

Being rich is good. You don't have to bargain when buying things. Your voice becomes louder when speaking, and every word you say seems reasonable. A group of people will follow you and flatter you. No one will criticize your actions later. You can order this and that. In short, you can buy anything with money. People's thoughts will change, turning into a charity that gives alms to those materialists. If you give too much, you can even make it to CCTV's Moving China program. And if you give more, you can leave a name in history: one of the top ten philanthropists in China in a certain year.