The funniest Q&A on Baidu Zhidao - Idle Talk - Feitian Pig Creativity

by coolzen on 2008-06-26 08:19:59

The funniest Q&A from Baidu Zhidao 2008-6-25 1:39:21 [Source: www.birdpig.com]

I am amazed by these Q&As, especially the humor of those who answer the questions.

▉ Question: What is the most effective way to slim the buttocks?

Answer: Rub against a tree.

▉ Question: The screen image keeps shaking slightly. Is there any solution?

Answer: You also keep shaking. When your frequency and amplitude are the same as the screen image, you won't notice it anymore.

▉ Question: Why don't good horses eat回头grass? (Note: "回头grass" literally means "turning back grass", which is an idiom meaning revisiting old opportunities)

Answer: Because the horse poops at the back.