A Big Collection of Chinese Stupidity (Part II)

6. Harbin Pharmaceutical Group Sixth Factory said that Chinese people generally lack calcium, so everyone took a "Calcium of Calcium" tablet every day, and in the end, they really produced several Paralympic champions. In fact, calcium tablets are the same as "Sanzhu Oral Liquid" from back in the days, similar to the residue of dried child urine. This is akin to the story of how one old soft-shell turtle was used to make 20 tons of "Chinese Softshell Turtle Essence". Shi Yuzhu said: Chinese people not only lack calcium, but more importantly, they lack "iron", "zinc", and "tin", so everyone started taking the Gold Partner supplement. As they kept taking it, their brains were filled with platinum, so they all went to dig up the ground.