2008 Latest April Fools' Day prank SMS:
"Take me out for dinner. If you don't, I'll write your phone number on the wall with a few words in front of it: 'Professional gas stove repair, available anytime!'
You've become so unfamiliar, no longer the face I remember. My heart is醉(zui - drunk). How did you turn from a cute little tadpole into a toad?"