精选 Garfield Quotes

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.

Cash isn't everything; sometimes you need credit cards.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

We should all love animals because they taste delicious.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

Conserve water—shower with your girlfriend.

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

Love thy neighbor, but don’t get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man are two.